You know, growing up I absolutely loathed sports. I didn't understand them (we never watched them in my house), and sports-lovers never explained them; I still remember my gym 'teacher' yelling about 'first and ten' when we had to play flag football, and never actually explaining what it meant. I wasn't any good at them, due at least in part to my bad eyes. In retrospect, I suspect that I also disliked them, whether played or watched, because they were a social situation and I wasn't terribly good at social situations.
In retrospect, I do kind of wish that I'd gotten into them, because they are a bonding experience for so many, and they do provide the grounds for a somewhat better level of small talk than idle chit-chat about the weather. And they certainly can be enjoyable to play.
But as it is, I just don't emotionally get it. Watching sports is boring; it simply doesn't connect. Why should I care if a group of millionaires from my town are running around on some grass with a group of millionaires from your town? Why should I be happy that my taxes are higher in order to raise money for buildings for those same millionaires? Why would I want to spend hours a week and hundreds of dollars watching rich people exercise, talking about rich people exercising and thinking about rich people exercising?
It just doesn't make sense to me. Part of me wishes it did; obviously I am unlike most people. But part of me is glad, too. In some ways, I feel like the little boy in the The Emperor's New Clothes; in others I feel like I'm blind.
As an aside, I thought this quote was just hilarious:
> The machoness and absence of women in the highest levels of most professional sports bothers[sic] me deeply.
I really wonder how one can have working eyes, possess a functioning brain and have come to adulthood and still be surprised that in almost any physical competition the absolute best competitors will be male. It takes a pretty sincere dedication to being disconnected from reality to manage that. It'd be like saying, 'avian over-representation and the absence of fish from the air bother me deeply.'