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Patreon has been trying to kill it for like half the time I've been using Patreon. They haven't offered it as an option for new campaigns for years, and their last redesign completely removed what little data was available in the web UI - you wanna know how much money you can expect? Download a CSV and do it yourself, we can't be bothered to give you even the simplest data of "your next three posts will be worth $x,…
Off topic: this was really entertaining to read, thanks
If you think that last paragraph sounds like fun I be delighted to accept a lucrative position on the advisory board for this enterprise. :)