Are EVs worse for the environment than ICE cars?
Let me check with some experts, okay, no they're not.
But what if they burn coal in the electric plant?
Well, we shouldn't do that but still, mildly surprisingly until you think about it, no, still better.
But what about when we run out of rare earths?
They're not rare, so that's not a problem.
I didn't mean run out, I know they're not rare, I meant what about the pollution and the foreigners owning them all?
Did I mention they weren't rare? They don't own them all, they just make them at the moment because we moved a lot of extraction and manufacturing there to take advantage of their low wages and lax labor and environmental laws.
Hah, so you admit that EVs are worse than ICE vehicles!
No, see my first answer.
But if mining stuff is bad and you need to mine stuff for EVs then EVs are bad, and we shouldn't shift to them. QED
Is that seriously your argument?
Okay, never mind that, but what about this warehouse that has hundreds (yeah, not simply dozens but hundreds, with an h!) of batteries in it. Isn't that conclusive proof that climate change was just a hoax by communists to take over the world?
No?
Hah, no-one really believed that, we just really hate regulations so pretended to believe that.
You seem very concerned about pollution and recycling for someone who doesn't like regulation.
No, it's okay we're lying about that too.