> ... and the article you link to, seems like complete nonsense to me, and your snarky recommendation to "read up on what a store of value is" is silly.
Just to be clear, my point was that the classical definition of a "store of value" isn't something that goes up exponentially and flails around wildly at the whims of folks trying to liquidate leveraged positions.
It's broadly regarded as something you can purchase and expect to get your money back. Not a ton more, not a ton less, roughly what you put in. I don't think there's a single world in which any cryptocurrency falls into that definition today. Might it? It could. I don't think it will. But that's speculation, what's not speculation is that it's not one today.
The "store of value" narrative was coopted once folks in the community realized it couldn't ever actually sustain more transactions than required by a small Costco.
> Gold and other precious metals are terrible stores of value, their dollar values are incredibly volatile...
They're dramatically less volatile than cryptocurrencies which does make them better suited, however I do not personally advocate for owning metals - for exactly the reasons you rightly describe.
> Most central banks aim for 2% inflation per year, literally guaranteeing any amount to become worthless over time if stored in currency. (vs bonds or some other appreciating asset)
Modern economies intentionally split long-term stores of value from short-term medium of exchange. Currencies are inflated slowly to incentivize investment, and to maximize employment along the Philips curve. This is the charter of the Federal Reserve and most other world central banks.
> Just what. Bitcoin is strictly positive sum under any sane definition. Unlike MLMs or pyramid schemes, Bitcoin never alleges to return anything other than Bitcoin.
It doesn't allege a return, however literally every frothing at the mouth holder of crypto will allege it for you, as they are incentivized to do. Bring in more people, you get wealthier. Sound familiar? It's a decentralized MLM. It's negative-sum because miners constantly extract $60 million dollars per day, $21B per year in block rewards. These are liquidated and cause negative price pressure, socializing what amounts to a $250 transaction fee. [1]
> Neither do currencies. They're just currencies.
Which is why they don't go up in value. You can't have it both ways :) dreadful currencies go up astronomically in value, because this creates a deflationary spiral. Dreadful currencies go down a ton in value because it doesn't offer you time to productively allocate. A good currency averages a low, predictable rate of inflation.
> ... tamper-proof ledger is useful, and thus has "intrinsic value" just like toilet paper or gold.
We have yet to find a single use for it. All you can do is look at your spreadsheet cell in a web browser, or get someone else to buy it from you. You can't do anything with it. At least you can turn gold into electronics, like bitcoin miners.
[1] https://www.ic.unicamp.br/~stolfi/bitcoin/2020-12-31-bitcoin...