Earlier quoted context omitted.
Telemetry isn't just a tool for product managers, but it's also a goldmine for national security agencies (more than just the NSA; Bing is unblocked in China for a reason). Anti-government meme made with GIMP at a specific timestamp? One search through the telemetry logs to find who exported a file at that exact moment. Any data collection is also government surveillance unless proven otherwise.
Microsoft provides a tool that allows you to see all telemetry that’s captured https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2018/01/24/micro... I don’t work for microsoft anymore but I laugh at these sorts of suggestions. I don’t know much about bing but I do know a decent bit about the telemetry pipeline and the idea of an anti government meme detection is ludicrous at best.
That's a fun strawman you made, but the actual idea in the post was that telemetry might note when different programs do events like save.