Earlier quoted context omitted.
This is not the way it works at all (see Secure Aggregation). There are a number of techniques out there that permit privacy safe services and learning, like Differential Privacy, Federated Learning, and there's even Deep Neural Nets using homomorphic computing (e.g. https://arxiv.org/abs/1711.05189 ) How about we lay off the conspiracy theories every time any new paper is published.
"Secure aggregation" doesn't mean a thing, because I would argue, as I did in another comment already, that "you" are not "your device".
Differential privacy is exactly meant for this, in fact. Differential privacy adds a certain amount of randomly-generated noise to client inputs. The result is that, statistically speaking, it’s impossible to tell the difference between a model with your data in it and a model without your data in it.
Arguably the reason the comic doesn’t mention differential privacy is that it’s neither new nor invented at Google. Or maybe just because it’s not technically part of federated learning. But the “federated learning at scale” paper Google put out mentions it, and says they have implemented DP techniques.