Earlier quoted context omitted.
This is not the way it works at all (see Secure Aggregation). There are a number of techniques out there that permit privacy safe services and learning, like Differential Privacy, Federated Learning, and there's even Deep Neural Nets using homomorphic computing (e.g. https://arxiv.org/abs/1711.05189 ) How about we lay off the conspiracy theories every time any new paper is published.
"Secure aggregation" doesn't mean a thing, because I would argue, as I did in another comment already, that "you" are not "your device".
It's like your responding to the Bitcoin paper by saying "proof of work" doesn't mean a thing because "hashing" isn't "money".
There are papers published, critique those specifically, instead of relying on a handwavy respond to a comic.