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Lol. wtf. Don't talk about your kitchen like that.
I live in a rented room, the kitchen is shared. The... dunno the name in english, where there is fire and you put pans over it, only one works (out of four). Also the surfaces that you have to work (ie: cut your vegetables for example) are inclined, meaning that anything round (like a sausage, or a carrot, or a egg) will roll out of it if you don't pay attention...
In my circle, generally that is referred to as the burner (or sometimes the eye).