> if you were going to rant about people not reading things, you probably should have first validated your own assumptions
I did, but I didn't stumble on this revision. Now that you linked it, I see hints everywhere that I should have noticed the first time around. Thanks for bringing it up. Although, I'm rather unhappy if my rant was taken to be about reading comprehension though. It really wasn't. I'm annoyed at people blaming laws for poor implementation.
To tackle the revision though, lets looks at the revised text. It's kind of hard to get a hold of, since the EU document database is apparently down, but i managed to find a copy[1]. The relevant text seems to be:
establishing and operating age verification systems for users of video-sharing platforms with respect to content which may impair the physical, mental or moral development of minors;
Even here, it only calls for age verification. Again, there's no requirement for checking credit cards or passports. If we look at one of the drafts of the now enacted law[2], we see that they seem way more concerned with the differentiated moderation between platforms than the adequacy of the age verification process. We have to keep in mind that watershed (only showing adult content after a certain time) is considered an appropriate way of deterring minors from watching. The EU commission clearly don't think we should disallow children at any cost.
I don't think it's on my to find a better implementation for YouTube, but with all the smart engineers they have access to, I would think they could come up with something less intrusive.
[1]: https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/TC1-COD-2016-0...
[2]: https://www.eu.dk/samling/20161/kommissionsforslag/kom(2016)... Page 20 around the middle of the page.