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Hang on, you want me to pay the local government for water under my land that they don't treat or pump for me? You're going to have to adjust some property laws in the US (and at least England and Canada I would guess) to do that.
I thought surface rights and water rights were already unbundled in a lot of US states. Rain barrels are/were illegal in a lot of US areas because you didn’t own the water that landed on your property.
Holy good God it’s not totally fabricated. https://www.truthorfiction.com/collecting-rainwater-is-illeg...