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Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

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Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

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How many thousands of investigations is he personally involved in per year? I'd guess something on the order of 0.05.

My point was that he's making it seem like this happens a lot without actually quantifying it. It seems misleading to me.

How is it misleading? He thinks it's happening a lot, and he says so. Not everything needs to be demonstrated to the standards of a mathematical proof.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

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post #157

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How can saying "Yes, I know" get you into bigger trouble than a speeding ticket? At best you can try to lie and state a legal speed if you were going in a borderline speed. Anyway, it could be different in the US (I'm from Israel, where police is brutal only if you're Palestinian or holding a political rally. Otherwise they're mostly useless). I only got pulled once, for not coming to a complete stop on a stop sign (…

No indicates recklessness. Yes indicates intent. You're screwed either way.

I agree "no" is a bad idea. But I doubt "yes" has to do with intent at all.

I think procedurally what the officer is doing is establishing a documentation record to support their speed facts because that makes it easy for them if/when you contest the ticket in court.

The officer has a preferred narrative/mold and is trying find a way to document that you agree with that version at the time you were pulled over in case you try to change the story later in court. So "yes, I know" seems to work essentially as that blanket acceptance of the officer's narrative.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

#193
post #157

Earlier quoted context omitted.

How can saying "Yes, I know" get you into bigger trouble than a speeding ticket? At best you can try to lie and state a legal speed if you were going in a borderline speed. Anyway, it could be different in the US (I'm from Israel, where police is brutal only if you're Palestinian or holding a political rally. Otherwise they're mostly useless). I only got pulled once, for not coming to a complete stop on a stop sign (…

No indicates recklessness. Yes indicates intent. You're screwed either way.

But what's the worst that could happen? Let's say you're not drunk, you don't have anything illegal in your car, and the speed is nothing too bad. You were just speeding. Can anything you say result in anything worse than a ticket and a fine?

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

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The only time I ever did this, it was a routine traffic stop and I was with my wife and my parents. The cop was asking me a bunch of questions about why I was driving so fast, and I just played it off like I didn't understand, just trying to say as little as possible. It was a bad tactic - it raised suspicion and I later learned that my mother thought I was actually holding drugs or something because I was being evas…

This is a good point though. What do you folks suggest for the standard traffic stop, along the lines of, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Presumably both "yes" and "no" would be bad. (The former is obvious, and the latter could mean you're not paying sufficient attention, etc.) So, do you just stare at them in silence? Do you say something like, "I'd rather not answer," which while accurate, sure sounds l…

If you answer directly, it should be to say "I only know what my speedometer displays." And then politely decline to mention the number it had been displaying. If you say a number, in the cops eyes, you are either lying or confessing. If you just say "yes", you cut off certain affirmative defenses you could otherwise raise. If you say "no", the cop may charge you with reckless or inattentive driving rather than speeding. There is literally no way to answer that question that can help you, the best you can do is say the thing that hurts you least.

The answer that you should train yourself to give is "I do not consent to searches, seizures, or questioning without the assistance of legal counsel. Am I free to go? If not, why am I being detained?"

The same response covers all police questions in the US. You can repeat the entire thing on subsequent questions, or you can shorten it to "I don't consent to questioning without the assistance of legal counsel." You have to train yourself. Your natural instinct will be to present as nonthreatening and cooperative. You need to be nonthreatening and unimaginably stubborn. If you have ever seen the television show "COPS", very nearly every "guest star" just talks himself right into a trip to jail. Almost every episode is a variation on this:

  COP: Sir, can you think of any reason why I should arrest you tonight?
  Dumb-Assed Suspect: I have drugs in my pocket.
  COP (to DAS): Put your hands behind your back.
  [COP handcuffs DAS and performs a search.]
  COP (to camera): He just gave us reasonable suspicion, so I searched him and found drugs.
  He's going to jail now.
Don't be that guy. After you give your canned response, one of several things should happen. The cop realizes you're going to be actual work, and releases you with a stern warning, so he can pursue easier marks. The cop realizes that he gets overtime pay for appearing in court to testify, and you might go to trial, so he issues the summons. The cop gets personally offended at your "constitutional bullshit" and actually arrests you on a "contempt of cop" pretext charge, which will vary by jurisdiction. This is a punitive inconvenience for you, but you can then launch a civil suit that will probably pay out, after you consult with a civil rights attorney.

If you have any inkling it might go down the third way, it would be wise to record the entire encounter and make public records requests for any recordings the police may have in their possession as soon as you possibly can. And you should have such an inkling. So record every police encounter, always. If it's a routine encounter, you can always delete the video, but if it goes bad, you can't magic up a recording out of thin air.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

#195

Earlier quoted context omitted.

No, most people I know don't have an actual lawyer they know already. "don't talk without your lawyer" means to get a lawyer representing you before you talk. It isn't meant to imply that you must have one to begin with.

So how do you google for an appropriate lawyer when in custody and you only get one phone call? Not cynical, I really wonder. I guess the exact same problem exists where I live (the Netherlands).

There's no "gotcha" where you have to find a lawyer under certain constraints or they get to question you without one.

You have the right to legal counsel. That means they have to let you do what you need to do to find a lawyer, or provide you with one. They can't just say, "sorry, time's up, now we go question you anyway." They could in theory detain you for a while longer without a lawyer, but they couldn't continue to question you.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

#196

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Please read the article. Whether you're guilty or not, you can be made guilty on various other charges from a simple conversation.

But only if you lie during that conversation. Edit: this is literally what happens in Ken's hypothetical story. If the subject didn't lie about the phone call, they couldn't be charged with a false statement.

The standard English version of "lie" is to state something which you believe to be untrue.

The police version of "lie" is to state something that actually is untrue.

The difference is important because human memory is fallible. You can "lie to the police" while saying nothing but what you believe to be the truth.

"It's OK to talk to the police as long as you don't lie" may be true, but it's also completely useless, because it's impossible to guarantee.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

#197

Earlier quoted context omitted.

This is a good point though. What do you folks suggest for the standard traffic stop, along the lines of, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Presumably both "yes" and "no" would be bad. (The former is obvious, and the latter could mean you're not paying sufficient attention, etc.) So, do you just stare at them in silence? Do you say something like, "I'd rather not answer," which while accurate, sure sounds l…

If you answer directly, it should be to say "I only know what my speedometer displays." And then politely decline to mention the number it had been displaying. If you say a number, in the cops eyes, you are either lying or confessing. If you just say "yes", you cut off certain affirmative defenses you could otherwise raise. If you say "no", the cop may charge you with reckless or inattentive driving rather than speed…

> So record every police encounter, always.

Unless you are in a jurisdiction where such actions are illegal...

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

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post #92
post #69

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Thanks, but I'll continue to report crimes and assist canvassers looking for anyone who saw a suspect. "But he obviously didn't mean that !" Then why the extreme repetition of "never"?

I would seriously consider reporting anything non-lethal in US, see "Good Samaritan Backfire or How I Ended Up in Solitary After Calling 911 for Help" : https://medium.com/human-parts/good-samaritan-backfire-9f53e...

That story had a bit of an exaggerated feel, but I also got the feeling there was quite a bit of truth as well. Sad to read.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

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post #161
post #93

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No, he meant that too. I haven't watched the video for a few years, but I believe he explicitly uses that scenario as one example.

He explicitly says not to report crimes? Note that he talks to a cop in the video.

Again, I haven't watched the video for several years, but I thought I remembered him using the example of a police officer coming to an apartment complex and asking residents questions about a recent reported crime. I don't think reporting crimes came up, and it probably doesn't apply, since when you call 911 you (as far as I know) do not talk to police officers.

Re: Reminder: Oh, Won't You Please Shut Up? (2011)

#200
post #174

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Basically, yes. It's an ugly situation and lots of people take the stance of never visiting the US because of it.

You can be subject to the same kind of questioning when entering any country. The only way to be sure of avoiding it would be never to travel abroad.

True. The questions on U.S. border may sometimes be a bit more strange and thorough than in other countries, to the point of obnoxiousness, but there are similarities in the immigration point to many countries. And there are some grounds for why it is like this in the U.S. - after all, U.S. is the top destination for illegal immigration.

The visa and ESTA forms really should get rid of questions about whether I was involved in the crimes of Nazi Germany between 1933 and 1945. Snare me all right, but snare me with something more relevant today.

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