I'm a bit confused how the interview came in at the end? Did the author use their project in a job application?
“Nothing you can do impresses me”
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#22That being said, the "Nothing a newb can do impresses me, because I can find a hole in it.” is a bit overblown. Learning means that you are going to get comments. Some good, some bad. This isn't grade school and I don't remember anyone handing out gold stars. This is the same crap attitude that leads directly to ageism since experience is not valued.
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#23I don't have a problem with people discussing what is or isn't productive about how a stereotypical programmer behaves in groups.
But the real issue here is that the stereotypical programmer is given entirely too much authority in the hiring process; a ludicrous amount of authority once you see the alternatives available.
Only a tiny minority of tech companies hire against any kind of formal assessment rubric. A majority will make direct hire/fire decisions based entirely on face-to-face unscripted interviews --- no matter what kind of information has been collected in the hiring process, which is usually slipshod anyways.
If I'm right about why this person's argument is important, it's the hiring process that most urgently needs to change. Which suits me fine, because there's a lot more wrong with hiring in tech than bias.
† A concept I reject, but understand.
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#24I'm used to this? I'll be leaving my job here in a few weeks for what I consider my dream gig. I expect to be criticized on nearly every project, because that makes me a better coder. I'm not sure if it's just adapting to the environment or if I actually like the general cynicism. A pat on the back is nice, but I strongly believe in the "this is always shit" mantra of software dev. There is always something that can…
When I feel like I'm doing good work, I'm a lot more productive, and I care more about doing things right vs just getting them done. Obviously constructive criticism needs to happen -- the author isn't disputing that. In fact, she says "it's been tough to get useful feedback" because people care more about cutting the other person down than actually evaluating the work. It's very easy to couch constructive criticism…
In an ideal world...
Justifying the statement "this is crap" with hard evidence as to why, and then congratulating the individual on what they might have done best is all you need to make good criticism. I don't see a need to get around the fact that their work is crap with flowery language.
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#26If a candidate feels "about an inch tall" because of inane criticism, perhaps it is the candidate that needs to put things in perspective.
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#27It all comes down to insecurity.
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#28What’s the first thing that you as a senior developer would say to that person before seeing or testing their project? Let me guess — you’re thinking, “Is it responsive?” Does it reflect poorly on me if this sounds like a rather convoluted hypothetical? Then again, I'm not involved in web development, for what it's worth. Maybe there are people who actually think like this.
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#29When I first came to Silicon Valley, I had a couple of senior engineers as my mentors. The most important lesson I learned from them is that they were extremely supportive. I had a couple of ideas for new features, and instead of shooting them down and telling me why it wouldn't work, their responses were always "Hmmm, sounds interesting. Why don't you spend some time on it and let's see how it works out." When I did…
Now, I realize they were just thoughtful. While I was rushing to a destination, they were feeling out the problem. They knew how to handle the middle stage where sides haven't been chosen yet and bias is still settling. At first I took the phrase "well, let's think about that for a moment" as a trigger, but I've caught myself saying it a lot. They weren't implying that I hadn't already thought about it, but rather their way of slowing down and smelling the roses, in a technical way.
And I can remember every time this led to a long discussion. Easily some of my favorite times working involved a senior engineer looking off and asking "well, let's take a closer look at this."
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#30What’s the first thing that you as a senior developer would say to that person before seeing or testing their project? Let me guess — you’re thinking, “Is it responsive?” Does it reflect poorly on me if this sounds like a rather convoluted hypothetical? Then again, I'm not involved in web development, for what it's worth. Maybe there are people who actually think like this.