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Now you only have to plug it in one time instead of three!
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1. The cable has a logo.
2. You can see the logo.
3. The device and cable both conform to the standard.
4. The port is not vertical.
5. The device you are plugging in is not on it's side or upside down.
6. The user is sober and of a clear, calm mind.