How does a Kiwi get a small business?, you give them a large business.
That's just a cruel joke and yet another data point in why Kiwis (rightly) think Aussies are pricks to them.
From my personal anecdotal experience of NZ:
* they have a much more laid back attitude
* many of the hard workers f-off to Australia to do it
* the government takes big stands on things, which is admirable but not indicative of a focus on business.
- i.e. No American nuclear ships allowed to dock there.
It's not just the local prostitute trade that benefits by having a US naval base in town.
None of this is NZ hate, far from it... they do their own thing and they are fine with it.