An olive skull and crossbones with EXTRA VIRGIN SUICIDE.
Let me scroll down so I can see more!
I hit the down arrow. Nothing happens.
I try the Page Down key. Nothing happens.
Ah, yes, I know, the keyboard doesn't always work on every website. I'll just use the scroll bar!
Hmm... No scroll bar.
Wait! Over on the right, there's a box with a triangle in it, pointing up.
It almost looks like the top arrow in a scroll bar. That's not the direction I wanted to go, but it looks like a clicky thing, so I'll try it.
Yay! The up arrow scrolls right! And I can click the up arrow again and it scrolls right again.
And now there's a left arrow angle bracket over on the left that scrolls left when I click it.
Why is one an angle bracket and the other a triangle?
Why does one point left and the other up?
This Must Mean Something.
But never mind that, at least now I understand that this page doesn't go up and down, it goes left and right, and I have a way to navigate it.
Hmm... Left and right? Maybe I can try the left and right keys? Yes indeedy, they work!
I feel like such a computer expert now.