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Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#51

The worst case of this I've seen recently as an offer of free wifi at an airport after you.. .. download their app which gives you push notifications about hotels.

From my experience they are unable to track the install of the app, so they give you access to the WiFi as soon as you navigate to the app store page.

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#52
post #31

Earlier quoted context omitted.

(I'm the creator of the site) I've noticed - and I may be wrong - that all the folk in the UK are unfazed by the swearing and have reacted quite positively either in person or on Twitter. The Americans, by contrast, seem a lot more upset about the swearing. I wonder why that is? Either way, I do wonder if some sections of the tech community are to... corporate in their approach to language. Look at the fuss when Linu…

While I have no idea about other places (unfortunately), as an American, I find my countrymen (oh crap, should that be countrypersons?!) are indeed eye-rollingly oversensitive about profanity and political correctness in general. It ends up being a good measure of a social situation. As soon as I decide I'm around people that might be interesting, I will slowly decrease the child-friendliness of my language. The subt…

> as an American, I find my countrymen (oh crap, should that be countrypersons?!) are indeed eye-rollingly oversensitive about profanity and political correctness in general.

I know it sounds trite, but it's mostly about the children.

I couldn't care less about people dropping F bombs around me (although it does taint my opinion of them if it's done for no particular reason), but the less kids hear the word, the more they realize that it is not to be used lightly.

It's been fairly effective in the US, from what I can tell.

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#53

Get over yourself. I like the option to select the mobile version or web version. Non-sophisticated users might be looking for the mobile site but do not know how to get to it. I think the best UX pattering is: A: View the mobile optimized site B: Download the mobile app (if applicable) C: No thanks, continue and remember my choice

The only time I would want that pattern is if that app is present on my phone and that option B takes me straight to the content I was about to look at!

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#54
post #31

How about we drop the prudishness, and discuss the points raised by the article? Seriously, what's with all the language moralising? This guys is totally free to make his points colourfully and passionately however he wants to. If it upsets you so much (it really shouldn't) then don't read it. His word choices are not hate speech or discriminatory so the fact that they may offend your sensibilities has precisely zero…

(I'm the creator of the site) I've noticed - and I may be wrong - that all the folk in the UK are unfazed by the swearing and have reacted quite positively either in person or on Twitter. The Americans, by contrast, seem a lot more upset about the swearing. I wonder why that is? Either way, I do wonder if some sections of the tech community are to... corporate in their approach to language. Look at the fuss when Linu…

There is a difference between corporate and mature. Your article sounds like a kid who just discovered swearing. It lowers the information density of your post and distracts from your message. Furthermore, it reduces your credibility and hurts your persuasive writing goal. Lastly, it makes you sound like a fucking idiot.

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#55
post #18

I really loathe these app popups, unless you are doing some serious processing like a for a game there is almost no reason for an app. It breaks the power of a browser to have multiple documents and it breaks urls and linking to content. And, as they point out, it also is highly redundant when a mobile site has already been built. That's to say nothing of further redundancy in having more than one app: one for iOS, o…

The apps themselves are usually not "inferior experience". They can be snappier and better offline performance. That's not to say I disagree with all of the other things you said.

The vast majority of these apps are brochureware that wouldn't function properly without an internet connection.

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#56

The worst case of this I've seen recently as an offer of free wifi at an airport after you.. .. download their app which gives you push notifications about hotels.

From my experience they are unable to track the install of the app, so they give you access to the WiFi as soon as you navigate to the app store page.

Yes, I noticed that too. They used some strange wording about when you were supposed to be able to access wifi that led me to believe that they were bluffing.

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#57
post #18

I really loathe these app popups, unless you are doing some serious processing like a for a game there is almost no reason for an app. It breaks the power of a browser to have multiple documents and it breaks urls and linking to content. And, as they point out, it also is highly redundant when a mobile site has already been built. That's to say nothing of further redundancy in having more than one app: one for iOS, o…

The apps themselves are usually not "inferior experience". They can be snappier and better offline performance. That's not to say I disagree with all of the other things you said.

My experience is counter to this - most apps created from websites are inferior experiences.

Most common reoccurring problem I find is that all links off-site, are displayed in a webframe. Which doesn't give me access to the normal things that Safari does - I can't email the page, add it to my reading list, or bookmark it, so inevitably I always open it in safari. I'd've rather stayed there in the first place...

But this is not the only sin, just the one that leaps to mind.

Re: I Don't Want Your Fucking App

#60
Wow that resonated with me. So tired of the push to install apps.

Last night I watched for the first time "The Gilmore Gang" podcast and was surprised to hear all but one pundit talk about the future being apps + Internet, and not the web. I don't want to see that. There is so much content, including interactive web apps, that fit well with HTML5.

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