Every Fucking Website (2020) • Hacker News Board

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by six_seven » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:15 PM UTC

andy99 wrote: post #13

Needs to autoplay a video which when dismissed just moves to another window and continues playing. With sound.

and hijack your clipboard and back button

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by wktmeow » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:15 PM UTC

Yea but do you guys remember when we actually needed pop up blockers to avoid having a site spawn like 10 new windows behind the current one, and tabs didn’t really exist yet, and the popups had adult content and sometimes they autoplayed sound/video? Like, internet explorer 6 era? Sometimes I miss those days

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by monxer » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:15 PM UTC

Every Fucking Website not created by Claude. Otherwise it would have a dark gray background with transparant rounded buttons with a neon border.

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by morkalork » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:15 PM UTC

Needs the floating video thumbnail with auto-play and sound. Also the requests for location and permission to send notifications dialogs in chrome!

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by hellojomp » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:15 PM UTC

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Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by NetMageSCW » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:15 PM UTC

freudia wrote: post #7

hectdev wrote: post #5

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Needs a scroll that becomes a full page ad that when you scroll pass becomes the same ad but 1/3rd the page

Don't give them ideas... LoL

That is already deployed to real web sites.

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by alpha_trion » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:16 PM UTC

Needs more jank from a bajillion ads loading. :D Kidding aside, this is hilarious and made my morning

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by ModernMech » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:16 PM UTC

boomlinde wrote: post #49

WarmWash wrote: post #22

Loaded way too fast and is way too responsive. Also when I checked NoScript, it's only loading js from lxe.github.io I expect there to be at minimum 8 domains, but often 12-18.

All buttons and links need to shift around for a good 10 seconds before the page settles.

I was waiting for the overlay that hides the content until you turn off your ad blocker. Which of course is a trap because as soon as you do it covers the content in ads.

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by Xirdus » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:16 PM UTC

pbhjpbhj wrote: post #64

dijit wrote: post #18

Earlier quoted context omitted.

it's an example of malicious compliance by some, and herd mentality by others. I had a discussion with my CFO about removing the cookie banner from our website (because we don't set any tracking cookies, and cookies for things like login are exempted) and he said "yeah, but it makes the site seem less legitimate.

You could have a 'no cookies' badge that links to your cookie policy - 'we use no tracking cookies and so are compliant with EU law ... then list any cookies/local-storage used and explain what they're for.

But then you can't have tracking cookies.

Re: Every Fucking Website (2020)

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Post by Gualdrapo » Fri, Aug 14, 2026, 3:16 PM UTC

WarmWash wrote: post #22

Loaded way too fast and is way too responsive. Also when I checked NoScript, it's only loading js from lxe.github.io I expect there to be at minimum 8 domains, but often 12-18.

It also loaded too fast because it has no (ai-generated/3d/high color contrast) 10MB background image in the hero section