Earlier quoted context omitted.
It's not a great joke, to be sure. But the essence of it is that it's a good database, by relevant but inappropriate standards.
Insufficient/incomplete rather than inappropriate, perhaps?
It's as if the joke requires two steps away from reality: first to apply the definition to a domain where it doesn't apply, then mis-reading the definition to make it fit. Having to go two steps like that spoils the feeling of insight that makes a joke like this work.
The article doesn't belabor the gag, which is a point in its favor. It has to hit you with its punch line and then quit before it wears out its welcome.