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/dev/null is an ACID compliant database

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Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database

#133
post #16

Always instantly consistent, always available, and perfectly tolerant of partitioning. Truly, it is the only database which can be scaled to unlimited nodes and remain fully CAP.

Always available? Clearly you have not experienced situations with no /dev mounted.

Even worse, /dev/null replaced by a normal file!

Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database

#137

In a similar vein, this is one of the most interesting things I’ve come across on HN over the years: https://www.linusakesson.net/programming/pipelogic/index.php Past HN post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15363029

And fastjson is an extremely fast json parser: https://github.com/qntm/fastjson

Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database

#138
post #69

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It's not a funny one if it was one. Of course something is going to be a bad database if it's not a database.

It's nerd humor. You're not supposed to find it funny, but nod along approvingly while noticing how awfully clever you are for noticing the attempt at being funny.

Considering that D in "ACID" stands for "durable", it's a pretty sloppy joke.

Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database

#140
Reminds me of how in the math lectures, our professor would always point out he was ignoring the trivial solution[1].

That /dev/null is ACID compliant is the trivial solution of databases.

Still, a jolly good read, and a nice reminder that concepts like ACID don't exist in a vaccuum.

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triviality_(mathematics)#Trivi...

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