/dev/null is an ACID compliant database
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Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#132Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#133Always instantly consistent, always available, and perfectly tolerant of partitioning. Truly, it is the only database which can be scaled to unlimited nodes and remain fully CAP.
Always available? Clearly you have not experienced situations with no /dev mounted.
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#134The DB at cloud scale
Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#135It is also local first, low latency, data residency compliant, SOC2 compliant, zero dependency and webscale.
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#136Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#137In a similar vein, this is one of the most interesting things I’ve come across on HN over the years: https://www.linusakesson.net/programming/pipelogic/index.php Past HN post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15363029
Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#138Earlier quoted context omitted.
It's not a funny one if it was one. Of course something is going to be a bad database if it's not a database.
It's nerd humor. You're not supposed to find it funny, but nod along approvingly while noticing how awfully clever you are for noticing the attempt at being funny.
Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#139Not on Windows.
Re: /dev/null is an ACID compliant database
#140That /dev/null is ACID compliant is the trivial solution of databases.
Still, a jolly good read, and a nice reminder that concepts like ACID don't exist in a vaccuum.
[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triviality_(mathematics)#Trivi...