I tried using the article suggested randomness and inevitability to come up with completely new joke, this is what I came up with, tell me how'd I do (no llm involved): - I asked Jimmy to tell me a random number - Yeah? And what did he tell you? - He told me one
Why is that in English speaking world a joke is almost always a pun?
LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
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#22I dunno, man. I think this one is kinda funny. "You ever notice how self-checkout machines are just training us to be employees? Like, I don’t remember applying to work at Walmart. I’m scanning groceries, bagging stuff, looking around like, do I also get dental? The machine yells 'Unexpected item in bagging area'—yeah, it’s my pride." -GPT5
(I, of course, am joking about joke theft, but it is a riff on an existing joke)
I got this one a minute ago in response to this post:
> A man walks into a library, and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia.
> The librarian leans over and whispers in his ear "They're right behind you"
I thought that was pretty stellar, compared to what you'd get even a year ago.
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#23"An LLM, a Markov chain, and GPT-4 walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." GPT-4 leaves. The LLM stays to debate ethics. The Markov chain orders a coup."
It's a joke because a dictator can certainly order a coup, but the joke's set up that these machines are being scorned and disrespected and treated as the farthest thing from a dictator with the power to order a coup, but up to the last word, all the context demands that the word be something placating and in line with things as they're presented, and then boom, surprise which implies the context is completely different from what was presented. LLMs will tend to stick to what's presented if their ability to contextualize can encompass it.
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#24I tried using the article suggested randomness and inevitability to come up with completely new joke, this is what I came up with, tell me how'd I do (no llm involved): - I asked Jimmy to tell me a random number - Yeah? And what did he tell you? - He told me one
Why is that in English speaking world a joke is almost always a pun?
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#25I dunno, man. I think this one is kinda funny. "You ever notice how self-checkout machines are just training us to be employees? Like, I don’t remember applying to work at Walmart. I’m scanning groceries, bagging stuff, looking around like, do I also get dental? The machine yells 'Unexpected item in bagging area'—yeah, it’s my pride." -GPT5
See that's just stolen, straight up. I've heard at least three comedians make that joke. (I, of course, am joking about joke theft, but it is a riff on an existing joke) I got this one a minute ago in response to this post: > A man walks into a library, and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. > The librarian leans over and whispers in his ear "They're right behind you" I thought that was pretty ste…
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#26I dunno, man. I think this one is kinda funny. "You ever notice how self-checkout machines are just training us to be employees? Like, I don’t remember applying to work at Walmart. I’m scanning groceries, bagging stuff, looking around like, do I also get dental? The machine yells 'Unexpected item in bagging area'—yeah, it’s my pride." -GPT5
See that's just stolen, straight up. I've heard at least three comedians make that joke. (I, of course, am joking about joke theft, but it is a riff on an existing joke) I got this one a minute ago in response to this post: > A man walks into a library, and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. > The librarian leans over and whispers in his ear "They're right behind you" I thought that was pretty ste…
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#27This sounds really convincing but I'm not sure it's actually correct. The author is conflating the surprise of punchlines with their likelihood. To put it another way, ask a professional comedian to complete a joke with a punchline. It's very likely that they'll give you a funny surprising answer. I think the real explanation is that good jokes are actually extremely difficult. I have young children (4 and 6). Even 6…
2.5 is also one of the few models I've found that will 'play along' with jokes set up in the user prompt. I once asked it what IDE modern necromancers were using since I'd been out of the game for a while, and it played it very straight. Other models felt they had to acknowledge the scenario as fanciful, only engaging with it under an explicit veil of make-believe.
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#28Reminds me of haikus; to be true in nature, they must have a 'cutting word' to severely juxtapose, allowing two otherwise irreconcilable meanings to be bridged. A good haiku must be composed from two directions, not one. But LLMs only move in one...
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#30Reminds me of haikus; to be true in nature, they must have a 'cutting word' to severely juxtapose, allowing two otherwise irreconcilable meanings to be bridged. A good haiku must be composed from two directions, not one. But LLMs only move in one...
Are there English-language haikus that demonstrate the effect of "cutting words" instead of just following the meter?