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So I could adversarially baptise people with a water cannon like they use for riots? What about cloud-seeding?
Adversarially? That doesn't sound especially compatible with the sacrament. Sacraments are generally freely received. In any case, you can't baptize an adult against his will. In extreme situations, when a person is in, say, a coma, there can be a presumption of consent, but as I understand it, if the person in question was totally hardened against the very possibility of baptism, then the presumption would prove fal…
It's a pity the LDS church got there first on baptising the dead. Maybe there's some scope for baptising the unborn though.