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> Sometimes it's better to paraphrase dialog to reduce the amount of text that needs to be read Please no. Some subtitle companies do think like this, and it's really weird, like when they try to "convert" cultural jokes, and then add in a bunch of more assumptions regarding what cultures you're aware of depending on the subtitle language, making it even harder to understand... Just because I want my subtitles in Eng…
There was an eminent Russian voiceover artist (goblin?) that translated pirated Western movies with his own interpretation. His translations were nowhere near what the movie was about, but they were hilarious and fit the plot perfectly.
On the other hand, his Lord of The Rings was an "alternative" dub as you described. Didn't watch that one though.