I really hate sounding like a broken record but this is just another instance of how low property taxes and the absence of land value taxes massively benefits low-value businesses. The real business of car washes is real estate, it's profitable enough to get 3-4x leverage with a low interest loan. TBH I think real estate used to have high information asymmetry between local residents and large investors; low property…
> I take pride in the fact I haven't been to a car wash in probably 3 years and have likely gone myself less than 10 times total. You don't come off here as well as you think you do.
Even a 3 year old car that has been washed twice a week at an automatic wash is going to look a lot worse than a 5 year old car that occasionally gets a good hand wash. The constantly auto washed car is going to be full of swirls and maybe even a screwed up antenna or spoiler or rear wiper blade because car washes like eating those.
Plus even the most aggressive automatic car wash isn't going to actually CLEAN a car. Even the laziest 20 minute rinse/soap/rinse/dry is going to clean a car better than an automatic car wash does. And if you use good microfiber towels ($13 for a pack of 36 at costco) and pretty much any microfiber sponge ($5 at walmart or whatever), and something like meguairs gold class wash and wax ($15 for a big bottle at walmart) you're set for at least 2-3 years.
Err anyway... "doesn't take care of their stuff" - I reserve that for people who never clean the inside of their car, people who ram into curbs and mess up their bumper getting out, and people who slam their doors into other peoples' cars.