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Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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It's remarkable the contortions I see to avoid blaming Amazon for anything. Surely we can't blame them for obvious scams on their platform. After all, they cater to humans .

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You must have missed a part of your post to make your point: "And all that is entirely uniformly spread out, which is why Amazon is precisely as bad as every other e-commerce website"

Or was that not what you were trying to say?

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Everything on Amazon is shady knock-off garbage. I made the mistake of buying bandaids from there, they looked like a brand name but slightly off, they gave my kids rashes. I made the mistake of buying LED light bulbs from there, the brand name was reputable but who knows if what I actually got was the same brand or a copy, they started flickering and randomly going out within a year. I made the mistake of buying an…

Light bulbs and batteries, I had to quit. Even if you’re buying name-brand, they’re so often counterfeit, it’s just not worth it.

No no, sometimes they are simply nearly expired product made for resale in another country. I received a cr2032 that was meant to be sold in Türkiye before, but I’m pretty sure it was actually Duracell.

Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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This one is hilarious: https://www.amazon.com/Natures-Dicks-Calendar-2024-specific/...

https://archive.ph/HWjVX Okay, too funny description: Nature's Dicks Calendar Book Why You'll Admire This Calendar: - Ample Size: Measuring a generous 8.5 x 11 inches when closed and an expansive 17 x 22 inches when open, it boasts 30 exquisite high-quality animal images. - Exquisite Imagery: Revel in captivating photographs that beautifully depict animals thriving in their natural environments. - Extended Coverage:…

I found the line about "perplexing foreign holidays that disrupt your schedule" kind of hilarious. Many people are xenophobic or whatever but they hardly ever express it quite like that. If your wall calendar labels a holiday you don't know about, you typically ignore it and don't care. You don't become deeply perplexed.

Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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Easy fix since ChatGPT always apologises for not complying: any description or title containing the word "sorry" gets flagged for human oversight. Still orders of magnitude faster than writing all your own spam texts.

Funny to see people seriously trying to be creative and find solutions to something that shouldn’t be a problem in the first place.

Maybe using machine readable status codes for responses, as everything else does, isn’t such a bad idea after all...

Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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A Amazon marketplace product I ordered was wrong. I ordered a memory module and got the wrong one. After checkingy order I saw that I ordered the right one. No problem, I thought. Filled a return form, entered "wrong product" as reason, send it back. The marketplace reseller denied my refund because he claims I swapped the product. I escalated the issue to the Amazon support. They told my that this decision is final…

To be fair, they have to deal with a lot of returns fraud.

Why are you being fair to one of the richest companies in the world. They could afford to hire huge swathes of engineers and customer support reps to learn the truth.

Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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Nine hours after this was posted the link is 404'ing and about 90% of the links in the comments are also showing a 404. Is some Amazon employee spending their friday afternoon manually removing product listings?

It's Amazon's signature style to make the bad press go away without addressing the underlying issue that generated the bad press to begin with. Their culture is to hand everyone a pager and pull them in to fix the "problem" through just-in-time heroics rather than spend the money to build a system that's resilient to suckage in the first place. And "fixing" means tediously swatting down specific instances that are ma…

Wait but does Amazon even view these seller as bad?

I get the feeling they love these sellers but just don’t like them messing up the titles.

They’re perfectly happy with low quality drop shipped items with badly written descriptions. They make tons of money from those.

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Twitter is awash in this OpenAI spam too. Particularly among the so-called "verified" accounts https://nitter.net/nelson/status/1745892095553143221

But spammers would never be able to afford eight bucks per month...

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I love how Amazon has gone from customer obsession to the lowest of the lowest common denominator. Easiest boycott of my life to stop buying tripe from them. They’ve successfully pivoted from customer obsession to obsessed customers.

I basically use them as a delivery service. I only come to Amazon with a brand and model already in mind. Get basically instant delivery. Return it anywhere, any condition. Nowadays, manufacturers have started accepting payments directly and even payment plans and I still get quick shipping so they’re losing their edge there.

Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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I love how Amazon has gone from customer obsession to the lowest of the lowest common denominator. Easiest boycott of my life to stop buying tripe from them. They’ve successfully pivoted from customer obsession to obsessed customers.

The good thing with Amazon is their lax return policy. You have 1 month to test the product and if you don't like it, you return it to one of several available places (Wholefoods, Amazon locker, UPS, even leave it at the door for UPS to pick up, etc.) No other store/website even comes close to this. BB gives you 2 weeks to try the product, and you'd have to drive all the way to their location to return the thing. I k…

It’s weird to me that they refuse to do price adjustment for sales and force customers to return items and purchase again.

Who’s getting shafted on processing these returns?

Re: I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

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post #599

I love how Amazon has gone from customer obsession to the lowest of the lowest common denominator. Easiest boycott of my life to stop buying tripe from them. They’ve successfully pivoted from customer obsession to obsessed customers.

I tried to quit shopping from Amazon, and I did find alternatives. But, where do you buy your electronics from? a TV, a GPU, a monitor? What's their return policy? Amazon is 12 month 0% APR installments on anything >$50, 5% cash back on everything else, no questions asked drop-off at Whole Foods/UPS returns/pickups. Your money is back in your pocket that day. I tried Best Buy, NewEgg, and eBay. NewEgg, you'd think, w…

Any other online store without 3rd party resellers? Over here for computer parts I use mostly use Megekko, Alternate and Azerty. For batteries it is Replacedirect. For printer supplies it is 123Inkt. I can't imagine other regions not having similar options.

These days I avoid 'market' places like Amazon and Bol like the plague as I've been bitten too many times.

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