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Surely this is just shitposting.
You'd hope as much, but it reads very similar to other serious corporate-speak. Take the explanation for why Keysight Technologies is called Keysight Technologies: 'The name Keysight is built from two English words: key, meaning indispensable or essential, a means of access; and insight, meaning the power of seeing, having vision and perception. The name connotes seeing what others cannot, having the critical or key…
"Keysight" sounds like "key insight," which is what you get from decent test equipment. They could have done much worse.