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> "Rises like a phoenix" is a bit hyperbolic. If it weren't hyperbolic and a tad over the top, it wouldn't be The Register.
Hey. I wrote the article. Note, generally (not always) the editors and subeditors write the headlines, not the authors. They have a pretty good idea of what brings the clicks in, far better than me.
Oh I'm not upset about it. El Reg has always been a touch hyperbolic for the entire 20 odd years I've been reading it. Stay spicy my friends. :)