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Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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28mm full frame

Because most smartphones are similar to that and most people will think of it as the standard camera field of view, or some other reason?

To be honest I was just joking/thought for a second and decided that 28mm probably sounds right: 16mm would be useful (would show a lot) but also deceptive (too wide), and anything more than 28mm like 35mm or 50mm would be too narrow for capturing a space.

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This is incredible given some of the listings. The fact one of the pictures is the house on literal fire, coupled with this context, goes to show that some people really don't belong anywhere in marketing or sales.

And it got sold! I happen to remember this https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64389615 I suppose leading with a picture of it actually on fire is better than a post or pre fire photo.

How did they not say "fire sale"??

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When I moved to Seattle back in 2011 and was looking for a place to rent, I noticed that almost all the photos across multiple listings looked like they were paintings or architectural renderings or something. I could not figure out what was off about them. A friend pointed out that the lighting was off because every single one was photoshopped with one of a few pictures of a sunny blue sky with just a few clouds in…

This is the famous "Czech Sky". https://seattlebubble.com/blog/2010/09/30/real-actual-listin...

Yes lol it was exactly that

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Colorado here and that wasn't the case for me. There were many, and varied things missed in my inspection. The biggest was the entire HVAC system being messed up. The furnace was incorrectly installed, improperly sized for the house, and didn't even have any return ductwork installed. The air flow seemed really bad in the bedroom and so one day I decided to climb up into the attic and take a look. The problem with th…

Those issues would require engineering judgment to assess. An inspector would be qualified to verify function and presence of the heating system.

That’s actually very close to the excuse they gave! It’s my opinion that if an inspector can’t identify the absence of a critical and primary component of a home, they don’t really provide much value.

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Interview with the author https://www.digitalesbild.gwi.uni-muenchen.de/inexplicably-b... "KP: Is it important for you that the photos actually originate from real estate marketplaces? If so, how do you verify their origin? AD: Yes, that’s actually really important, otherwise the blog is just unverifiable user-generated content. If an image is submitted without a link, or no agent’s logo on the image, or I can’t find…

This is incredible given some of the listings. The fact one of the pictures is the house on literal fire, coupled with this context, goes to show that some people really don't belong anywhere in marketing or sales.

Reminds me of Dennis Reynolds from Sunny trying to unload his "amphibious" land-to-sea engineered Range Rover in the river on an unwitting buyer

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When dealing with Home/Property insurance, always talk to a reputable public adjuster or general contractor. I worked at a general contractor construction company in a state where contractors can also act as public adjusters. We routinely caught insurance adjusters overlooking damage, lying, or straight up committing fraud. The laws for insurance are very complex, and all of the material standards are locked behind p…

Sorry, I was thinking of home warranties. You're exactly right on home insurance. Two very different products, the former being a borderline scam much of the time, the latter being a requirement for financing (and common sense). Current example for me... house is 50+ year old, with copper pipe for water supply. We're starting to get pin-hole leaks on some pipes. AFAIK, insurance considers this a maintenance item. The…

They consider it a maintenance item, because it is a maintenance item. Things in your house wearing out are not a homeowners insurance claim (at least not in the US).

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And for that reason the horse photo is still one of my long standing favourites: https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/62824754189

With my parents we rented a house once in Italy. There were two ponies in the garden, they just walked all over the house whenever they wanted to. There was one in the kitchen most of the time. In the early-mid 80's people just accepted whatever (as my parents did, after driving 4000Km there and back with my dad chain smoking in the car and us kids in the back not wearing seat belts). The whole experience involved br…

My mom has two mini donkeys and also used to let them walk through the house.

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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With my parents we rented a house once in Italy. There were two ponies in the garden, they just walked all over the house whenever they wanted to. There was one in the kitchen most of the time. In the early-mid 80's people just accepted whatever (as my parents did, after driving 4000Km there and back with my dad chain smoking in the car and us kids in the back not wearing seat belts). The whole experience involved br…

My mom has two mini donkeys and also used to let them walk through the house.

We've got a couple of semi domestic bungarras that come through the cat door and sun in window / warm near the fire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_goanna

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That's how all photos should be - original, no editing, no staging; If I want excitment, I can Prompt a Generative-AI platform to create mind-bendingly-creative imagery. I've wasted so many days viewing flats/apartments because the Photos looked amazing, and the actual property was utterly awful. issues: - narrow/steep Staircases - very old photos (now the place a dump) - fish-eye lenses (or similar) enlarging the sp…

No editing you say? I raise you the funniest listing on the site: https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/6876067332328...

This was so well edited, I could only tell that it was fake since the sofa didn't have a reflection
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