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Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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In my opinion, if anything, what makes these pictures less than ideal is the property itself which has nothing to do with the real estate agent. It's actually a net positive for potential buyers seeing all aspect of the object - what else should the agent do, hide unfortunate corners? Right, like anyone who actually cares to go and look at the property before buying it (so almost everyone) would not see these things…

I'm not sure we're looking at the same photos... for some of them, sure, you're right. But many are bad photos like those you mention, except more egregious (hence they deserve the place on that site). The "garden" in one picture is rather awful, but why put that plastic chair facing against the wall to make it creepy on top of that? Why take a picture half naked (or not half - thankfully we'll never know) in front o…

When my sister bought her house, she felt like the current owners were actively trying to make it unappealing. Weird photos (not as bad as these, mind), staying home during open house, etc.

Turns out, the wife was trying to make it unappealing. She didn't want to move, but her husband did. I wouldn't be surprised if something like that was the case in at least some of these photos.

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That's how all photos should be - original, no editing, no staging; If I want excitment, I can Prompt a Generative-AI platform to create mind-bendingly-creative imagery. I've wasted so many days viewing flats/apartments because the Photos looked amazing, and the actual property was utterly awful. issues: - narrow/steep Staircases - very old photos (now the place a dump) - fish-eye lenses (or similar) enlarging the sp…

> fish-eye lenses (or similar) enlarging the space

What focal length would you like the photos to be taken at?

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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The British seem to have a well-established culture of "taking the piss" out of one's superiors, whereas the US seems to have zero tolerance for biting the hands of the corporate overlords who feed us. I'm saying that as a Canadian who is exposed to both cultures. Also sorry .

McMansion Hell isn't about taking the piss out of one's superiors, it's about looking down on the lower classes without the refined architectural taste of the author and audience. It's punching down.

Have you actually visited the McMansion Hell website? It is literally the exact opposite of what you are describing.

It's looking down on people with >million-dollar, ten-thousand square foot homes that are also designed and decorated in an ugly and/or antiquated manner.

And the author is never shy to admit her own low-key low-brow style preferences; I don't sense any refined/pretentious vibes at all.

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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These are almost flattering compared to some of the ones I came across recently. Check out these beauties

https://www.immoweb.be/en/classified/mixed-use-building/for-...

https://www.immoweb.be/en/classified/house/for-sale/anderlec...

https://www.immoweb.be/en/classified/apartment/for-sale/brux...

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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Half of these just look like really terrible British homes people have died in. IE bought 40 years ago, never changed, the children just want a quick cash out now. I've viewed a dozen that would make it on to this blog this year alone.

Depressingly, am looking at these thinking yeah these are pretty much par for the course in the UK. They must look laughable from a US perspective, but quite standard for a UK buyer without a boat load of equity built up.

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I mean to say that among Realtors he was pretty elite, whatever that means. Put another way, he dealt in million dollar listings, not just average family homes.

If you were getting any significant number of million $ homes, why would he keep the day job? Real estate transaction fees are pretty high.

They might like the work.

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The second one is the fake bookshelves one (at least for me). I think that the house really has been lived in with that hideous wall. But yes there are plenty of bad staging photos, and at least one totally ridiculous photoshop (the sofa planted completely out of perpective and in front of a mirror that ought to be reflecting it).

well, either the 2nd photo is fake bookshelves (stock image, white-label), or it's a painting/decorating job gone horribly wrong lol

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1381671922/3d-books-on-shelv...

I’d guess it’s this. I think you can colour it yourself after you hang it.

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This is incredible given some of the listings. The fact one of the pictures is the house on literal fire, coupled with this context, goes to show that some people really don't belong anywhere in marketing or sales.

And it got sold! I happen to remember this https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64389615 I suppose leading with a picture of it actually on fire is better than a post or pre fire photo.

Our old house had problems. When we listed it, the best prospect thought we were stupid not honest, so he kept trying to get us to lower the price when inspection turned something up. In retrospect maybe a picture with the proverbial roof on fire might have been a good idea.

Here's the thing about getting a house loan: If you try to buy a house for too far under or over market value and can't explain why it's that far under market value, it sets off all sorts of red flags for lenders. Before we bought that house we passed on another because it was a unicorn in its neighborhood and our agent was having a terrible time coming up with documentation of comparable listings in a reasonable distance from the house. And then I discovered water damage and we bailed.

If you buy it for 15% under market and have a bunch of inspections that say why, that's less of a problem.

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