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The most reliable way to get things to stick is by using Group Policies. Because if there's one group Microsoft is afraid of messing with, it's their Enterprise customers. Of course that requires getting Windows Pro or better, but that's becoming a must anyways, Windows Home just keeps getting worse with every update. Luckily the upgrade is only about $20 (using the unofficial key reseller of your choice).
Or you know, you could stop fighting with your computer/OS/vendor and pick a different OS. No OS brings enough of a difference these days that it’s worth suffering an adversarial relationship with.
(I, will, of course, be put in my place by everyone who is ready to chime in that if I just change , then .