There seems to be a lot of hate for antiviruses here on HN. I have this question, then - what kind of features would YOU want from an antivirus? If a startup was to launch tomorrow with some sort of antivirus or similar product, what would it need to have for you to buy/subscribe/etc.?
Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
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Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#62Earlier quoted context omitted.
Until you get hit with a zero-day browser exploit that doesn't need you to install an exe to run.
Question: if he's hit with a zero-day exploit, how does having AV installed help?
Good definitions will go on killing items in the wild well past the date the initial zero-day came out (the one that caused the need for the definition in the first place).
This is why brand new generations of malware drop and they are detected by a few security guys. This is also why some people have huge #'s of FP's -- because they allow so much room for flexibility to catch future malware - that they accidentally kill off legit files in the process.
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
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So you spent the time to write a program, one good enough to consider selling it even, but couldn't be bothered to try changing the executable name? Or ask your dad to call the AV vendor? Am I mis-reading you?
I did ask my dad to call. Nothing seemed to come of it. I was working in a hurry and didn't think to simply change the exe name, making the presumption that such a simple thing shouldn't influence the AV decision.
When going through airport security, do you think it matters at all if your name is Osama Bin Laden? Such a person is going to experience a much larger degree of scrutiny from TSA then a person named John Smith.
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#64Earlier quoted context omitted.
So you spent the time to write a program, one good enough to consider selling it even, but couldn't be bothered to try changing the executable name? Or ask your dad to call the AV vendor? Am I mis-reading you?
I did ask my dad to call. Nothing seemed to come of it. I was working in a hurry and didn't think to simply change the exe name, making the presumption that such a simple thing shouldn't influence the AV decision.
Or just impersonate your father on the phone?
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#65It's free, it stays the hell out of the way, doesn't slow the system down, and works.
Edit: I do not work for Microsoft, and this post was written on a netbook running Ubuntu.
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#66Don't waste your time with this crap. You don't have any secrets on my computer. I will crack your DRM and reverse engineer as I please.
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#67Earlier quoted context omitted.
That's MSE thinking that something has modified the hosts file and resetting it. I'd go for an ad blocker rather than a hosts file hack. Adblock plus works fine on Firefox and Chrome. There are TPL subscriptions for IE that block everything (google around for them).
Privoxy works everywhere a proxy will, and can use Adblock filter lists.
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#68Earlier quoted context omitted.
I did ask my dad to call. Nothing seemed to come of it. I was working in a hurry and didn't think to simply change the exe name, making the presumption that such a simple thing shouldn't influence the AV decision.
The name of the .exe certainly matters. When going through airport security, do you think it matters at all if your name is Osama Bin Laden? Such a person is going to experience a much larger degree of scrutiny from TSA then a person named John Smith.
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#69There seems to be a lot of hate for antiviruses here on HN. I have this question, then - what kind of features would YOU want from an antivirus? If a startup was to launch tomorrow with some sort of antivirus or similar product, what would it need to have for you to buy/subscribe/etc.?
Basically, be MSE: unobtrusive. I haven't written anything for windows since high school, so I don't know how it stacks up for devs, but it's great from the user's pov. Free, lightweight, and invisible: everything I want in an antivirus program.
Re: Why Developers Hate Antiviruses
#70I was expected the article to discuss how much the HDD on your machine thrashes (and the fans sound like a jet engine) from scanning every .class and .jar file on your machine, of which there are usually tens of thousands. And I wish I had a Euro for every client site we've had to manage where some javascript scanner thinks it's so smart and drags the performance of a web-app to a crawl.