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How so? Why does Stripe process payments when you're small, then fuck you over when you get more traffic? Why can't they detect this upfront, assuming there's no misrepresentation on the retailers part?
Presumably because underwriting happens in stages; further, the universe you're stating a preference for is one in which it's much more difficult to get a payment processor at all, because the fact of some businesses being "shadier" than others doesn't change. Underwriting is what happens when a business works in part by putting up some of its own money to smooth things over for its customers. Payments is an underwri…
Isn't this the world we live in? A bank will ask you these questions when you open an account with them, why can't Stripe? Because growth?
Edit: Also, much harder? Filling out a questionnaire a human looks at, then takes a cursory glance of where you're registered, what you're registered for and what your website looks like? That doesn't sound like much work for the upsides.
This smells like the classic "There's nothing we could do, dude!", when a company can't be bothered to do due diligence, then dumps all the externalities of that on someone else. Stripe could do this, they just don't, as it makes more money, ruining (possibly legitimate/legal) businesses in the process.