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Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Wonder where this idea of a Viking burial being this one single method came from. Burial mounds were quite common among the Norse, though perhaps the "viking" part of it is important here, because presumably we're only talking about bodies from people who perished while far from home.

In any case, there's no mention of this method on the wikipedia page for Norse funerals. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_funeral

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#52

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Which state disallows that specifically?

I don't believe any state specifically disallows traps and monsters. They just say how you're allowed to dispose of a body, not all the ways you can't. In other words, it's not an Air Bud situation. Anyway, just a joke, I don't have enough kobolds to populate a dungeon with (yet).

I don't think this is just a joke, it's a gross overstep by liberal governments. We should rally together as conservatives and libertarians to ensure that we get the burial that we deserve - big government has to go.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #48

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Do we really need to explain the difference between burning a boatload of corpses and making love?

If your argument is "people should/shouldn't be able to do this thing that's deeply meaningful to them because of/despite the public health risks", yes, you really do need to explain why these cases are different from each other.

The scale of the public health risk is nowhere near the same, for one.

We might also consider that the "deeply meaningful things" phrase is hiding behind superficial similarities. One is a reproductive function and an important part of a well-functioning couple; the other is an ancient burial practice that nobody can truthfully claim is part of their living culture.

You're sea-lawyering. We know you understand the difference.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Only 5 states let you compost your body.

> California is the fifth state to legalize the practice, following Colorado, Oregon, Vermont and Washington. Under the law, human composting will be allowed starting in 2027. The process involves placing human remains in a steel box with biodegradable materials, which help the body naturally decompose. A steel box? What if I want a tree to grow out of my organs?

Great. At this rate I'll have to get my friends/family/lawyer to steal my corpse from the hospital and bury it the old fashioned way in the middle of nowhere.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Why is the government involved in this, again?

You're asking why there's a law against setting a boat on fire and casting it adrift on a waterway? I feel like that one speaks for itself frankly. In general most ways of burning a body on a floating boat aren't safe to other people, and there hasn't been enough demand to carve out rules for a safe way to do it.

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Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #48

Earlier quoted context omitted.

If your argument is "people should/shouldn't be able to do this thing that's deeply meaningful to them because of/despite the public health risks", yes, you really do need to explain why these cases are different from each other.

The scale of the public health risk is nowhere near the same, for one. We might also consider that the "deeply meaningful things" phrase is hiding behind superficial similarities. One is a reproductive function and an important part of a well-functioning couple; the other is an ancient burial practice that nobody can truthfully claim is part of their living culture. You're sea-lawyering. We know you understand the di…

> One is a reproductive function and an important part of a well-functioning couple

The activities that people want to regulate tend to not fall under either of those (or at least their status as such is disputed).

> You're sea-lawyering. We know you understand the difference.

Nope. I genuinely think it's a legitimate comparison.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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I read the account and thats not what it says, I think you are projecting onto it. The girl volunteered for example. There’s no way of knowing anything clearly from that account.

as pointed out in the source > although it is clear in some places that inaccuracies and Ibn Fadlan's own prejudices have slanted the account to some extent. Seems a bit silly to believe she volunteered for that while also stating that there's "no way to know anything clearly" (except possibly the most absurd part?)

>Seems a bit silly to believe she volunteered for that

People volunteered for some weird shit back in the day. Their morals and beliefs are nothing like ours.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#58

No state allows my preferred method of burial, which is to have my body and treasure entombed in a multi-level dungeon full of traps and monsters.

I want my ashes thrown in a 1-gal pickle jar with liquid mercury, shaken up and then thrown at an obsolete chemotherapy machine which will then fall off the back of a truck in front of the statehouse at 3am, or something like that. I'll make sure to set aside bail money and whatnot for my heirs.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Well, I think there is some level of regulation that should be in place. For instance, if I live on a small property next to another small property, it would have a pretty negative impact on me if my neighbor decided they wanted to leave their dead relatives in the open on a corner of the property abutting mine. Obviously that’s an extreme scenario. I generally agree with you that burial is over-regulated (c.f. human…

>it would have a pretty negative impact on me if my neighbor decided they wanted to leave their dead relatives in the open on a corner of the property abutting mine. More or less negative than it would be if your neighbour was leaving animal remains instead of dead relatives?

You generally can’t do that either.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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I'd be interested in the lessons learned, I might need them some day. For example, how do you ensure that the concrete blocks sink all of the fire debris?

There was no way to ensure that. In the end, a couple bits of burnt wood broke off and were floating. We went around in a small boat and gathered them up.

Thanks, that makes sense.
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