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Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Which state disallows that specifically?

Most states disallow traps - they're indiscriminate devices that could harm people with legitimate reasons to go on your property, e.g. emergency workers.

Their fault for sending the clerics in before the rogue.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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"Norse historians claim that in at least one instance, a deceased chieftain’s concubines were slain so that they, too, could accompany him." I think This is a treference to Ibn Fadlan's account and it's important to note 1. They were slaves, not concubines. I know the latter can be a subset of a former but it's important to be clear about it and 2. It was after she was ritualistically drugged and raped by his friends…

I read the account and thats not what it says, I think you are projecting onto it. The girl volunteered for example. There’s no way of knowing anything clearly from that account.

as pointed out in the source

> although it is clear in some places that inaccuracies and Ibn Fadlan's own prejudices have slanted the account to some extent.

Seems a bit silly to believe she volunteered for that while also stating that there's "no way to know anything clearly" (except possibly the most absurd part?)

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#43
post #23

Only 5 states let you compost your body.

> California is the fifth state to legalize the practice, following Colorado, Oregon, Vermont and Washington. Under the law, human composting will be allowed starting in 2027. The process involves placing human remains in a steel box with biodegradable materials, which help the body naturally decompose.

A steel box? What if I want a tree to grow out of my organs?

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#44
makes sense. crestone has an interesting sense of spirituality about it. it’s about 30 minutes north of where my family is from and i went there with a group of friends to see what it was all about

https://www.uncovercolorado.com/things-to-do-in-crestone-co/

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#45
post #24

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You referring to the disposal of human bodies as icky makes it clear that you aren’t familiar with the very real public health consequences that can arise from unhygienic disposal

There are very real public health consequences for bedroom activities too.

Do we really need to explain the difference between burning a boatload of corpses and making love?

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#46
post #2

"Norse historians claim that in at least one instance, a deceased chieftain’s concubines were slain so that they, too, could accompany him." I think This is a treference to Ibn Fadlan's account and it's important to note 1. They were slaves, not concubines. I know the latter can be a subset of a former but it's important to be clear about it and 2. It was after she was ritualistically drugged and raped by his friends…

I read the account and thats not what it says, I think you are projecting onto it. The girl volunteered for example. There’s no way of knowing anything clearly from that account.

What exactly are you disagreeing with? An enslaved woman can't consent to sex by her captors by definition so it's rape and Ibn Fadlan further mentions her being drugged and then the men drumming on the shields to drown out the sound of her screaming so it doesn't scare the other enslaved women which shows they at least thought she would be screaming and no one would volunteer if they knew the truth of what happened.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #2

"Norse historians claim that in at least one instance, a deceased chieftain’s concubines were slain so that they, too, could accompany him." I think This is a treference to Ibn Fadlan's account and it's important to note 1. They were slaves, not concubines. I know the latter can be a subset of a former but it's important to be clear about it and 2. It was after she was ritualistically drugged and raped by his friends…

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Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #24

Earlier quoted context omitted.

There are very real public health consequences for bedroom activities too.

Do we really need to explain the difference between burning a boatload of corpses and making love?

If your argument is "people should/shouldn't be able to do this thing that's deeply meaningful to them because of/despite the public health risks", yes, you really do need to explain why these cases are different from each other.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

#49
post #46

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I read the account and thats not what it says, I think you are projecting onto it. The girl volunteered for example. There’s no way of knowing anything clearly from that account.

What exactly are you disagreeing with? An enslaved woman can't consent to sex by her captors by definition so it's rape and Ibn Fadlan further mentions her being drugged and then the men drumming on the shields to drown out the sound of her screaming so it doesn't scare the other enslaved women which shows they at least thought she would be screaming and no one would volunteer if they knew the truth of what happened.

I don't think the original article was in any way trying to imply that the "concubines" were willing participants, inasmuch as they call out their being "slain," which seems rather involuntary. I'm not sure why you felt it was important to call out that this was not only a ritual sacrifice, but also a rather perverse ritual sacrifice - it doesn't seem relevant to the original article.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #35

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Most states disallow traps - they're indiscriminate devices that could harm people with legitimate reasons to go on your property, e.g. emergency workers.

what are they gonna do, arrest me?

They can summon your spirit and bind it to a prison cell (assuming you'll build a pyramid with traps).
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