Inflation will come down but will still be high historically, governments will pretend it's a win. Central banks won't. SPX down 10%.
Twitter has a major outage.
Bitcoin touches 10k and 30k. At least one more explosion in the space, someone at a big player gets arrested.
Rust continues to grow, everywhere but especially in Linux.
More AI awesome stuff comes out.
Ukraine wins the war. Putin makes excuses. No actual treaty of course.
Covid causes massive problems in China.
Property crisis in China continues.
Either Biden or Trump passes from natural causes. Big news of course, conspiracy theories.
Messi gets next Ballon d'Or.
Brock Purdy becomes a starter. Eagles win the next SB.