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I don't know if they were being serious, but as someone who never used a mac back then, I really struggled with this UI. Why do folders all open in a new window? Why can't I maximize a window by double-clicking the title bar? Why can I only resize windows with the little handle in the bottom corner? What is the point of the settings dock in the bottom left of the screen? Do I really need to change resolution and colo…
A few quick answers — >Why do folders all open in a new window? Spacial Finder (see https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2003/04/finder/ ). It remembers window position, icon positions within the window, and the like. >Why can't I maximize a window by double-clicking the title bar? Why can I only resize windows with the little handle in the bottom corner? Nobody really thought about maximizing by double-clicking, as there…
Although, like I mentioned, all those features do work on Windows 98, which released over a year before Mac OS 9, so I think the parent's comment of "no wonder Windows kicked their ass so hard" does have a point. Windows 98 feels far more "modern" than this, at least in my opinion.
Also, in response to "Choose shut down, and turn it off with the switch when it told you it was safe to do so." That's what I was asking, where do I choose "shut down"? I expected it to be in the Apple menu but it wasn't there. After searching some more I eventually found it in the "Special" menu, still seems like a weird place for it.