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Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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Oh hey look the consequences of a monetary system that isn't backed by a legal system (that is backed up by people with guns). The reason fiat money works is because at the end of the day if you run into trouble you have the legal system to make things right. And if the perpetrator of the crime doesn't listen to the legal system, there are people with guns/violence to back that up. That's why the whole system works -…

This isn't crypto. You didn't own any crypto. Some company owned your crypto. The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys). We hear stories here every now and then about how their bank/paypal/etc froze their money and they are fucked. Crypto allows you to actually own your stuff. With fiat unless you hold cash, you can't do that. Crypto is about being trustless. If you give aw…

How do you safely use crypto?

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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post #33

Oh hey look the consequences of a monetary system that isn't backed by a legal system (that is backed up by people with guns). The reason fiat money works is because at the end of the day if you run into trouble you have the legal system to make things right. And if the perpetrator of the crime doesn't listen to the legal system, there are people with guns/violence to back that up. That's why the whole system works -…

that copypasta you found has nothing to do with the asset involved…..

it is not likely what Celsius did was legal (or consequence free via the legal system) , so that has nothing to do with the matter that their company held crypto assets

adding clearer fiduciary duties to company’s that hold crypto assets is entirely possible and so also has nothing to do with crypto

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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post #33

Oh hey look the consequences of a monetary system that isn't backed by a legal system (that is backed up by people with guns). The reason fiat money works is because at the end of the day if you run into trouble you have the legal system to make things right. And if the perpetrator of the crime doesn't listen to the legal system, there are people with guns/violence to back that up. That's why the whole system works -…

that copypasta you found has nothing to do with the asset involved….. it is not likely what Celsius did was legal (or consequence free via the legal system) , so that has nothing to do with the matter that their company held crypto assets adding clearer fiduciary duties to company’s that hold crypto assets is entirely possible and so also has nothing to do with crypto

Not sure why you're calling it copy pasta given that I wrote it.

But it does have to do with crypto, because the company involved was holding crypto like a bank, but aren't regulated like a bank because it was crypto.

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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> Crypto also benefits the rich (like everything), but not as disproportionately as the current legal system. Are you sure? The WSJ says that 0.01% of all holders control 27% of Bitcoin, vs. the top 1% of households who control about a third of all U.S. wealth. https://www.wsj.com/articles/bitcoins-one-percent-controls-l...

You're missing the point. The point is that the poorest Bitcoin wallet is as secure as the richest wallet. Whereas in legal-land, the more money you have, the better your lawyers (and whatnot) you can hire.

> The point is that the poorest Bitcoin wallet is as secure as the richest wallet.

I stand by my point that crypto disproportionately benefits the rich far more than fiat.

In my view that extends to wallet management, since the rich have security staff dedicated to keeping their Bitcoin secure.

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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post #33

Oh hey look the consequences of a monetary system that isn't backed by a legal system (that is backed up by people with guns). The reason fiat money works is because at the end of the day if you run into trouble you have the legal system to make things right. And if the perpetrator of the crime doesn't listen to the legal system, there are people with guns/violence to back that up. That's why the whole system works -…

This isn't crypto. You didn't own any crypto. Some company owned your crypto. The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys). We hear stories here every now and then about how their bank/paypal/etc froze their money and they are fucked. Crypto allows you to actually own your stuff. With fiat unless you hold cash, you can't do that. Crypto is about being trustless. If you give aw…

No True ScotsCoin.

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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post #142

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> You can't steal my Bitcoin if I don't deposit them with a custodian. Many people have lost their BTC and other coins to hacks, phishes, hardware failures, software failures and so on. So in the sense of the people from the general public, yes, I can steal your Bitcoin. > This is like blaming gold itself if the owners of a gold bank run off with the gold. You can keep it under the mattress and expose yourself to one…

> yes, I can steal your Bitcoin Let's fix that phrase: - yes, I can steal your Bitcoin keys And then go further and transfer the bitcoins Other than that, no, you CANNOT steal "my" bitcoins

Um, no, I don't think language works like that. Let's try to rephrase that with gold: "You CANNOT steal the gold under my mattress. You can steal my keys or break my door, walk in and then move the gold from my house to your car and drive off.". Don't you agree the above is equivalent to me stealing your gold?

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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post #146

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> The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys). I've also heard stories where people were locked out of exchanges during crashes, preventing liquidation, because exchanges stopped or delayed deposits during high volume trading. Its super cool that you can keep your own crypto, but if you can't trade that crypto, whats the point?

You can trade crypto in person without an exchange

Yep. Then you can enjoy all the risks of cash, with the additional benefits that you have to manage digital security as well.

Nothing like losing all your money because you can't unlock your wallet any more. Or sent it to the tip.

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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This isn't crypto. You didn't own any crypto. Some company owned your crypto. The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys). We hear stories here every now and then about how their bank/paypal/etc froze their money and they are fucked. Crypto allows you to actually own your stuff. With fiat unless you hold cash, you can't do that. Crypto is about being trustless. If you give aw…

How do you safely use crypto?

It's quite easy: you download this Zero Knowledge Confabulator utility from github and load it up into your TAILS instance. Make sure you pull all this over Tor and use a North Korean VPN and please for the love of god verify the MD5 hashes. Once you've done this, you put your wallet key into the ConfabUtil which will produce a zk-snark. Memorize this because you will next need to go into an airgapped, seismically isolated room and write it down onto a one time pad. Now you start digging, and once you cannot dig any longer you can safely place this one time pad into the bottom of the hole, climb back out, and rest easy knowing Your Crypto Is Safe.

I sure am glad that I can be my own bank!

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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Huh? If that was true then it would be services like AAVE or Uniswap which would be bankrupt, not the centralized finance Celsius. The idea that the traditional legal system prevents funny business with money is naive. 9/10/2001: Rumsfeld says $2.3 TRILLION Missing from Pentagon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4GdHLUHwU The Pentagon’s $35 Trillion Accounting Black Hole https://www.yahoo.com/video/pentagon-35-trilli…

Political theater, the money isn’t missing. In order to prevent fraud and obscure details from spies, the pentagon is setup to hand out money via multiple archaic systems rather than a single computer system. This limits the possible damages, but means audits are really slow and will report massive discrepancies before their complete.

I am not aware of a successful GAO audit of the defense budget in the US. Do you know of one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_...

Re: Celsius Execs Cashed Out $40M in Crypto Before Halting Withdrawals for Customers

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post #154
post #146

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> The whole point of crypto is that you can own it (ie you and only you have your keys). I've also heard stories where people were locked out of exchanges during crashes, preventing liquidation, because exchanges stopped or delayed deposits during high volume trading. Its super cool that you can keep your own crypto, but if you can't trade that crypto, whats the point?

You can trade crypto in person without an exchange

Can you, with no services at all? You can share your keys... but you can still double spend, etc.
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