The UK media (not just the BBC) continue to profess "amazement" at the speed and efficiency of the transitioning from a dead monarch to a living one. There's been much speaking in awed tones at the pace of the various proclamations, committee meetings, document signings, etc, as if this pace tells us why we should be impressed. Personally I've found it borderline sickening. If there was a curtain that could have slip…
Why are you so irrationally afraid of politics, specifically the Royal family? Did they form a child army, did they smuggle heroin, did they kick puppies?
As for your specific points, are you being facetious? They seem deliberately outrageous, but... oh dear...
The UK military routinely recruits minors: https://www.refworld.org/docid/498805c2c.html
The Opium Wars: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War
Prince beat dogs (sorry, couldn't find anything about kicking them): https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/british-press-sco...