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Excel never dies (2021)

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Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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As someone with a perhaps well deserved reputation as a Microsoft hater (ha, check my history..) Microsoft Excel is perhaps the greatest program-slash-programming language ever invented. Nothing has much come close in terms of giving regular folks the power of general-purpose computing (sadly, further and further removed from what we're doing today.)

Is it really easier to learn excel in depth than a programming language?

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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I was on a trading floor 2 weeks ago and every trader workstation I saw had an Excel session running. Of course they were also running bank approved production systems, but every one of those have an Export to Excel option. Traders like control and don't like to be held hostage to IT groups that "take too long" to write code. Microsoft has been piling tons of money into Excel in recent years to make it even more useful. Dynamic arrays are a game changer and they have recently released a slew of new array functions to leverage off of that. The ancient C SDK is still supported to enable adding functions that can call C/C++/Fortran code. I wrote a library to make that simple: https://github.com/xlladdins/xll.

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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Excel runs the world. Every large company claiming to be ERP-native is telling lies. Shit gets done in Excel, and is then exported back into ERP, if at all. Things you would consider quite irresponsible to be done in Excel, is done in Excel regardless. Indeed, that annual financial report of a Fortune 500 boils down to financialresults_v2_nowaitonemorechange_final_FINAL_withcomments_official.xlsx" My g/f works for on…

You might decide to go to "cash in the mattress" if you realized how much of our modern banking system runs on excel.

Except for the back-end, which is COBOL.

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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Second time I'm seeing your platform. I still don't quite understand what it does exactly, but I'm intrigued nonetheless

That makes two of us! I'm reworking the marketing and landing page, and I'm working on different stabs. There are two things to consider. First, I built a reactive document engine. Imagine Excel except instead of many very large grids, I have tables, objects, and single variables. Formulas can be attached any aspect to compute things reactivly, Second, I put that document within a NoSQL style platform such that sprea…

>My new marketing copy is going to start with "Unlock multiplayer super powers" - "Whether building a collaborative applicication or competitive game, the Adama platform will connect your people to global state and logic using a low latency edge network"

Not that it matters, but, personally, I cannot understand anything in that sentence, nor most of what you have on your site.

Maybe, just maybe, you could provide a couple of real-life examples, if you cannot find a way to explain in a simpler manner what the platform does.

In your FAQ's : >For a more detailed answer, there is an entire chapter outline what Adama is within the book. The book also has examples of some of these use-cases in action.

I cannot find "the book".

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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> It also really annoys me when I see Linux/FOSS partisans tell Windows normies "oh you can do everything you can do in Excel in LibreOffice Calc" -- no you fucking well cannot. (And I use Linux on my personal computers full time). It seems like your argument is that alternatives don't have PowerQuery. That might be true (I don't even know what it is), but isn't that like saying Linux can't compete with Windows, beca…

Do Sheets and LibreOffice have Solver? No. They don’t.

Lotus 1-2-3 had a Solver (two actually, one called "Solver" and one called "What-If") in 1989. Yes, LibreOffice has one too.

Does Microsoft tell their customers they invented these features? Just a few days ago I saw a Windows developer who thought Microsoft invented conditional breakpoints.

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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I would argue that CSVs never die and most people simply do not know how to use `grep`,`sed`, or `awk`

Links to learn? (awk specifically - I know some sed because of vim, and grep is easy)

The creators of awk wrote an excellent book on it [0]. Also, the man page is good for quick reference.

[0] https://archive.org/details/pdfy-MgN0H1joIoDVoIC7/page/n3/mo...

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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Ok, besides python support... The thing I'd like more than anything: A better way to edit cell with really long function calls. If nothing else, add color coded parenthesis to the bar at the top and not just in the cell. Like, sometimes you just need some if/else statements... but try to parse and edit even something fairly simple like: =IF(AND(LongExpression > 3, Other_longexpression 5,Other_longexpression Even with…

FYI, the formula bar in Excel is resizable already. Expand the bar (or drag the vertical resize handle at its bottom edge), and then you can use alt+enter to insert a newline.

It's like coding in an adversarial text window -- the font isn't monospace, there's no syntax highlighting, no auto-indent based on parenthesis, and when you accidentally hit enter (instead of ctrl+enter) you leave the text editor (and then it'll pop up with complaints about your function not being parseable). Also, dragging the size of the edit box bigger means you won't get much of a view of your spreadsheet -- it would probably be nice to attach the edit window on the right (if it was turned into a proper formula editor).

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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Wait really? Well if thats the case, making VLookups be able to use any column as an input or output, rather than being limited to having the input on the left and the output on the right. Ideally I'd be able to have 2 additional parameters, one that would indicate the column where the input value is to be found, and another that would indicated the column from which the output value would come from. I know there are…

You may already know this, but if not and for others: my Excel files became a lot more manageable, maintainable, and readable when I switched from _LOOKUP() functions to the INDEX-MATCH pattern, and in particular using the pattern with Tables. Basically - Put the data to be looked up in a named Excel Table with a short, meaningful name. `data` is a good default name, but something with more meaning is better. - Put t…

I was going to reply with this too. Joel Spolsky explains it well https://youtu.be/0nbkaYsR94c?t=1824

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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Hey, I work on Excel at Microsoft and wanted to say: if anyone here has any feature requests they want escalated - write them here and I will bring them up. P.S we actually do read all the feedback people leave in the feedback box - it goes mostly straight to the devs.

Hi, I know youve gotten bombarded here - but the single greatest low-effort high-reward change y'all could make would be allowing data labels to be outside the data (immediately above or below). Currently you can only do base, mid, or top. In finance (my field) pretty much all charts have a second ghost bar with the same numeric value put above any bar chart, for the sole purpose of removing the filled color and putting the data label in the base (i.e. immediately above the real bar).

You would be a hero to thousands and thousands of junior bankers if you made this change lol.

Re: Excel never dies (2021)

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I recently sat down and built something more complicated than simple accounting in a spreadsheet. It's what I considered to be a pretty typical usecase for a non-math related sheet; taking in several tables of data and selectively joining them. You enter an ID, press a button, and it finds all of the data related to that ID and presents it to you. I was horrified to find that even with the supporting scripting capabi…

I work in financial services and have build prototypes with Excel that are now multi-million dollar revenue providers (implemented properly). Excel is powerful in this respect because it is a shared experience. Build something with SAS/R/Python, explaining the results is possible but getting buy-in from other teams is harder.

I’d really like to hear more about this. Is there a way I can contact you?
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