There's someone else down thread here who says that they've had the call/email greyed out on their Stripe account as well.
>Stripe somehow has some logic that disables it specifically for that person
I'm not sure why you wrote this as if it'd be a grand technical challenge to implement. Locking-out specific features based on X criteria is pretty damn common.
I don't particularly care in any case, I just had the impression that you might of missed that specific line when you wrote your original comment regarding the short wait times you've had when calling support.
Edit: Seems like you saw the other post as well.
>But from my own experience, that is wrong.
Well, from my vantage point I see 2 people claiming it gets greyed out and 1 person (you) claiming it doesn't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯