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My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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In theory, but in practice it doesn't actually matter enough for it to make a difference. What software-only advances are being made in wash efficiency these days?

Release notes state they added and extra "dub" to the "scrubba-dub" routine. It is now a scrubba-dub-dub routine.

Release Notes v3: Accidentally added too many dubs leading to "scrubba-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub" routine. Rolled back to a reasonable number of dubs.

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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> The Wi-Fi is useful [...] Performs updates, etc. Ah yes, get wifi so your dishwasher can get security updates, which you need because your dishwasher is on wifi.

Updates improve wash efficiency, etc. Not just security updates. Maybe a new cleaning powder comes with a new algo. Maybe there's a better dosing for certain levels of water hardness. But the gist is that it updates the whole module. I'm fine with this, Miele are like Bosch in that they look after the hardware they sell for decades rather than considering it deprecated the day it leaves a shop floor.

Every dishwasher I've ever used, your best bet is to put everything on full blast, least efficient settings. Otherwise the dishes get "almost" clean. I always imagine the engineers standing around patting themselves on the back after testing, and marveling how their ideas worked so well most of the dishes got clean.

The dishes all need to be totally clean, every time, or it's useless to me.

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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The pro move is to set up a password-protected hidden guest Wi-Fi with client isolation and use it for every IoT device that needs internet but no local access. Bonus points if you put it on an isolated VLAN but that's homelab 201.

This will work for this generation of devices. The impending next-generation devices that will come with their own embedded 3G/4G antennae are going to pose a whole new set of problems. Manufacturers do already build in dead-man switches into some products, and the more that do this, the more this becomes a problem because then even disabling an antenna will not work. It would be down to requiring custom firmware for…

If disabling an antenna makes the machine fail to operate, what happens when I live in a poor service area? There's places in my house where the cell signal is unusable.

And if they let you use it if the antenna is intact (tamper sensing cover for it, maybe?) but without service, then you just need a low power RF noise generator right beside it.

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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The electricity and water efficiency are likely terrible compared to a modern machine.

I'd be interested in seeing a comparison on this. Washing dishes is a pretty mechanically limited process. I can't imagine that much improvement has been made.

There have been improvements in the amount of water used since mine was made.

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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> The dishwasher I buy will never need software. If you have that option. Not sure if you've shopped for white goods recently, but the options without wifi are relatively few, and mostly lower end models. We needed a new stove, I wanted one without wifi/internet connectivity. Due to the above and supply chain issues that limited availability of a lot of models, I didn't have a choice and ended up with a model with wi…

I am completely honest here: We had a dishwasher since I was a little child (it's very common here) The first one we had, we had for over 20 years until it broke down. If I can only get an IoT-thingy, I'll refuse to buy one and either repair the old one or wash by hand. I am a green-nut, so I try to minimize my eco-footprint, but enough is enough and I draw a line when my dishwasher needs to phone home. What software…

Sadly, I don't think dishwashers will last 20 years any more. Since 2005, I'm on my third dishwasher. The first one lasted 9 years, the second one around 5 (with one under warranty repair).

At some point the repairs/parts cost more than what the original dishwasher is worth.

Regarding the algorithm, I'm not sure they make a huge difference anyways. FWIW, The Technology Connections channel on YouTube has a couple of pretty interesting videos on how dishwashers work and how to get the most out of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBO8neWw04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll6-eGDpimU

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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I'm looking to buy a house this year, and hopefully the house I fall in buy won't have this stuff. If I have to buy a new dishwasher or fridge, they won't be "smart". I mean, I don't even let my TV connect to wifi. I just feed it content over HDMI

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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We have one it’s great. The ability to start it, and confirm it’s started is a game changer. Especially because it’s preloaded with the chemicals. We don’t want to start it until we’re sure all the floating dishes actually got loaded. There’s a stray dish, a glass, life’s just a little chaotic getting dinner cleaned up and everyone to bed. We forget or we hit start but someone else opens it to add something. Without…

My ~25 year old dishwasher has a delay-start. That solved the stray dish issue for us.

Doesn't work for me because half the time someone doesn't close the dishwasher completely.

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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My dishwasher needs no software. The dishwasher I buy will never need software. I am a software engineer and I love technology, but I love simple technology and when something doesn't need software, I don't add software just for the sake of having software.

I just wash my dishes by hand. It's like 5 minutes between meetings during morning. Same with zipping around the house with a vacuum cleaner.

Re: My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

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And now for the grand question:

    Why the heck does a dishwasher need firmware updates?
And in case the answer is "because its on WiFi and thus needs security updates":

    Why in the flying heck does a D I S H W A S H E R need to be on WiFi?
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