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Yeah but it's locked down, unupgradable future e-waste.
I would argue the opposite, still using my 2012 15” MacBook Pro… a decade later. Go to Walmart and look at the laptops on display, and tell me any of those are capable lasting near a decade.
I still have a 2011 era MacBook that I can use, and was very pleasant to use until an OS update a couple of years ago.
But that was because I was able to upgrade the RAM, the SSD, and replace the battery.
None of those things are possible with macs from the last few years, so their longevity is much more likely to resemble phones than older macs.