I think Hungarian (not present on the list) is also nice: _Leszarom_ > Meaning: I shit on it. Another one is: _Baszok rá_ > Meaning: I fuck on it (which makes no sense in English)
I'm not a native speaker, but the phrase that came to mind for me was "A faszom tudja" ("My dick knows"/"I have no fucking clue") It's a little bit different, but I feel like I've heard other similar phrases too.
> "Fasz kivan" (My dick is out)
when you're fed up with something or
> "Elmész a faszba" (You go to the dick)
when you don't want somebody around.
The best one is
> "Lófasz a seggedbe" (Horse dick into your arse)
though which you use when somebody says something that you don't like and/or stupid and/or they want you to do something and you want to say that you don't agree with it and/or you don't want to do it.