In Polish, it’s “mam to w dupie”, or “I have it up my ass”, which actually sounds painful/rather a lot of effort about something you’re indifferent to.
- wisi mi to [i powiewa] = it hangs of me [and waves around]
- mam to w nosie = I have it in my nose
- to nikogo = this [matters to] nobody (this is actually pretty funny but can't translate it to English, the joke is that nobody in this particular case only applies to several possible verbs, only a few of them apply to groups of people, and the case also encodes negation - so saying "nikogo" (nobody in a particular case) is enough to deduce the full sentece)
- tak bardzo mi wszystko jedno = it's so very much whatever for me
- srał to pies = a dog shat on it
- mam [na to] wyjebane = I have it fucked-out [on it]? fucked-through? Phrasal versions of "fuck" really don't translate to non-Slavic languages
- jebie mnie to = it fucks me
- kładę na to lachę = I lay my staff (meaning dick) on it