You are all missing the simple solution: construct another canal next to it, so the other ships can continue to pass. ( I'm joking, do not take this as a serious solution )
I actually don't understand why this isn't the best option right now. The east bank is mostly empty, and the channel is pretty shallow. You could probably construct a 1km detour within a few weeks with relatively low cost. Seems like a good way to hedge the bet of getting it unstuck.
Haha, no. Just no.