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as an Italian, according to my personal understanding, "al dente" means the point where pasta is cooked but not yet overcooked (it starts becoming softer). The meaning of cooked and overcooked depends a lot on personal taste, but generally al dente it's when it's still elastic but not mushy, like if you apply pressure with the border of a fork, it goes back to the original shape when you relieve the pressure and does…
and start tasting it a couple of minutes before that point As a lazy person, I continue to be disappointed pasta scientists and designers have done little to make that part easier and less work.
The Invention of a New Pasta Shape
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I mean, it wasn’t that much chaos, for most people. If you’re in the middle of a riot, sure, but otherwise? Trump’s election was dramatic but it was hardly show stopping.
Ended up stopping the show pretty hard for half a million people.
I mean, we have better COVID numbers than Europe already. But I guess I mean better than that.
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#124The year is 2045. 35 percent of humanity's GDP is invested in improving pasta technology. The current record-setting pasta is being extruded through a bronze die which had been cast into a void produced by activated charcoal formed around transformer-derived non-euclidean topologies. A one-quarter-inch pasta has three square miles of surface area.
The remainder of the GDP is spent on crypto-mining.
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#125He didn't account for "storability": what happens 1) as the pasta sits in the collander awaiting saucification, and 2) what happens after a few days in the fridge. Structural integrity is important for this condition, so I think the ruffles may help, but I think the main shape needs more corrugation to hold up under compression.
2. Make exactly the amount of pasta you need for the meal. No leftovers to store.
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#126The year is 2045. 35 percent of humanity's GDP is invested in improving pasta technology. The current record-setting pasta is being extruded through a bronze die which had been cast into a void produced by activated charcoal formed around transformer-derived non-euclidean topologies. A one-quarter-inch pasta has three square miles of surface area.
Massive Fire Raging at Pasta Factory in San Bixenino
March 20, 2045
A massive fire is raging out of control at the MegaFoodGrpInc Pasta factory on Foodstuffs Avenue this evening. Fire department officials report being hampered by the presence of eldritch inter-dimensional entities, as well as water supply problems related to non-functional fire hydrants in the area.
San Bixenino FD spokesbot XJa32l/14 reports that mutual aid has been called in from all over California, and fire-fighting operations are now in a defensive mode.
/14 adds "These new exotic materials they are using in foodstuff remodulation today burn longer and hotter than ever before. We've cautioned them about buying supplies from Nyarlathotep before, but they just don't listen."
No bot or firefighter injuries have been reported so far.
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#127The year is 2045. 35 percent of humanity's GDP is invested in improving pasta technology. The current record-setting pasta is being extruded through a bronze die which had been cast into a void produced by activated charcoal formed around transformer-derived non-euclidean topologies. A one-quarter-inch pasta has three square miles of surface area.
I’m expecting to see a website called “this pasta does not exist” anytime soon. It’s a shame that we have such powerful AI (and of course blockchain) tech which hasn’t been applied to pasta yet!
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#128The year is 2045. 35 percent of humanity's GDP is invested in improving pasta technology. The current record-setting pasta is being extruded through a bronze die which had been cast into a void produced by activated charcoal formed around transformer-derived non-euclidean topologies. A one-quarter-inch pasta has three square miles of surface area.
> 35 percent of humanity's GDP is invested in improving pasta technology. The remainder of the GDP is spent on crypto-mining.
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Extrusion is soooo 2032. Here in 2045 we direct nanobots to assemble our 3D-fractal pasta to atomic precision. Look for it under the brand name FractalDente™.
Klein bottle shaped pastas can be constructed and blur the distinction between extruded noodles and filled pastas. Getting hungry thinking about it.
Can they though? At scale? With what mechanism?
Slightly damp glutinous starch isn't as great a material as you might imagine.