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My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

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Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

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I'm not sure why it took so long for people to recognize this. An overwhelming majority of chatbots I've used are utter rubbish and are better served through a regular interface (search, directory listing, etc). Everyone dreads call menus / phone trees - chatbots are largely the same except there are easier & better UX alternatives in an online medium.

I had to call UPS because of a wrong delivery state a few weeks ago. I ended about in their automated phone system where you don‘t anymore press numbers but rather say what you would like. There‘s never an option to talk to a human. I ended up googling and found out a secret keyword to talk to an agent who one can directly say after choosing a language. I never have been connected faster to a human when calling a lar…

Many of those systems are configured in a way that they connect you to a human if they can't figure out what you're saying.

The audio from those calls is fed to a team of people who are responsible for teaching the system, so that the next model can be more accurate in directing calls.

I once met someone who had been working that gig while in university. Apparently the vast majority of the recordings are boring and easy enough for a human to classify, but some are just people rattling off swear words, screaming, etc.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#112
Around the peak of chatbot hype, someone described them as "an obfuscated command line".

In my experience that's exactly what they are; you end up second-guessing the machine and thinking "what do I need to type to get where I need to be". It's like playing one of those old text based adventure games.

I can't remember a single encounter with a chatbot where a good search interface wouldn't have got me there faster.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#113
post #4

I'm not sure why it took so long for people to recognize this. An overwhelming majority of chatbots I've used are utter rubbish and are better served through a regular interface (search, directory listing, etc). Everyone dreads call menus / phone trees - chatbots are largely the same except there are easier & better UX alternatives in an online medium.

Don't forget to listen carefully, as their menu options have changed.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#114
Can we kill automated phone answering systems too? They’re always a waste of time. I used to work as a customer service rep once, and apparently we had some kind of voice menu that people had to go through to get to us, but either they didn’t implement the connection to the humans or it broke at some point because we had no access to whatever they told it by the time they got to a human. They all had to give it their account numbers and whether they were placing an order, calling about a past order, etc, but all that info was just discarded before we picked up the phone. Because it’s just as fast for me to just say, “how can I help you” and listen to the answer as it would be to try to have the computer relay that to me secondhand from what the menu system picked up. It just wasted a few minutes of their time before it tossed them all to us anyway. I assume every customer service voice menu is the same. Maybe the management felt that the customers time is worthless since they don’t have to pay for it.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#115
post #4

I'm not sure why it took so long for people to recognize this. An overwhelming majority of chatbots I've used are utter rubbish and are better served through a regular interface (search, directory listing, etc). Everyone dreads call menus / phone trees - chatbots are largely the same except there are easier & better UX alternatives in an online medium.

I feel like most of us were wise to the fact that this was a terrible idea on day one. It was funny to watch MBAs try to cash in on the "next big thing" in tech, though.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#117
post #46

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The only ones I really despise are the ones that pop open as soon as you open the page - I haven't even read the damned page title yet, so no , I would not like to ask any questions or tell you anything about my requirements! Just.. go away! Actually, the ones I really despise with a burning passion are the ones like above, but which follow you around the whole site like some kind of demented Clippy 2.0 - you close t…

Those are the worst... it's like entering a store, only to have your way virtually blocked by a pushy salesman.

Except the salesman turns out to be a bot with the IQ of a three year old.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#118
post #3

I'd just like to point out how absolutely terrible that simulated mouse cursor on that site is. Feels very sluggish and weird. Please don't do this.

Looks like it's trying to emulate how the cursor works on iPadOS. I can appreciate the experiment, and I think the execution here is quite good (doesn't feel sluggish at all to me). However, I agree that this just isn't something websites should do. On an iPad, the site shows it's own context sensitive cursor below the iPadOS cursor, for extra weirdness.

It's very sluggish on a large monitor

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#119
post #32

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No, I just block cookies from ALL sites except the few that I need to log into. GDPR is mostly irrelevant to me for that reason. The unfortunate result is that the goddamn GDPR warnings keep popping up, because ironically, the way those websites remember that you either "accepted" or "denied" the tracking request is to leave a cookie, and I don't allow or want to allow that cookie. EDIT: Separately, there are many we…

> No, I just block cookies from ALL sites except the few that I need to log into. GDPR is mostly irrelevant to me for that reason. GDPR is about all tracking - cookies are just one implementation.

GDPR is about all processing and use of personal data, not just tracking.

Re: My chatbot is dead – Why yours should probably be too

#120
post #3

I'd just like to point out how absolutely terrible that simulated mouse cursor on that site is. Feels very sluggish and weird. Please don't do this.

Yeah, I literally couldn't even read the article without switching to Reader Mode. For a UX professional, this sure is fancy but terrible UX.
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