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Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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This man has just given me half an hour of pure delight. I haven't laughed this much with unadulterated joy since I was a little girl. His enthusiasm and happiness and weltanschauung are contagious!

He is no different in person. Don't miss his warehouse complete with forklift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU

That mini forklift robot is the cutest thing I've seen in a while!

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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He also has an great warehouse setup in his crawl space. https://hackaday.com/2015/06/24/crawlspace-warehouse-include... Really impressive guy.

Can second this. I found this highly worth the watch and I think about this weekly.

ANd I can third this comment. I actually use the robot daily -- it's entirely utilitarian. Houses are small in Berkeley/North Oakland, and I've long outgrown my closet (and two kids & m'wife in a 2 bedroom house made for very tight quarters). So I the crawlspace became storage for zero-volume manifodls.

Didn't take long before crawling around caused backaches - and thus, the mother of invention visited me in the guise of an idea of a remote controlled forklift.

Cheers to all, -Cliff

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#73

Cliff is a funny guy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Stoll

Um, I suspect that my kids may feel otherwise...

Don't sweat it Cliff. My kids have a low opinion of me too. Love your work BTW!

Here's a good one for you about the younger generation: “The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”

― Socrates

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#75
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I assume you send a fragment and the receipt or something, otherwise you can smash your klein bottle into many fragments and the return policy becomes a bulk discount. (Though this particular business seems low volume enough that you can probably easily deal with that problem so long as you don't have to scale it.)

To my surprise, I haven't found anyone breaking their bottle on purpose. (or on a porpose). One of the nicest things about running this micro-business is that, sooner or later, I'll meet most of the people who own a Klein bottle. The math & physics community is a wonderful place...

BRB: going to find a porpose...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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post #29

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He is no different in person. Don't miss his warehouse complete with forklift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU

Well, I think he's different in person...

If I say... buy a bottle from you would you autograph it for me? You’ve been elevated to the position of rockstar in my little corner of the world. It is only fitting for an autograph to follow. :)

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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The episode is called "The KGB, the Computer, and Me". Here's one on YouTube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=hTx9h3Sm29I

Oh wow thank you, I’ve looked for this for years. I am pretty sure this story and King’s Quest are the two major reasons I ended up in computer engineering.

I'm sure it's that way for quite a lot of us that are of a similar age. I have a really distinct memory of watching it as a child. I wasn't really interested in computers beyond the (rudimentary) games we had on ours, but this episode planted a lot of ideas in my head I'm sure.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Well, I think he's different in person...

If I say... buy a bottle from you would you autograph it for me? You’ve been elevated to the position of rockstar in my little corner of the world. It is only fitting for an autograph to follow. :)

I do sign those Kleinbots, although it kinda slows me down (it's hard to write with a sharpie on a compound curve). So order it a few days from now - when I have more free time - and tell me in the order comments.

(at the moment, this Hacker News squib has resulted in a veritable tsunami of Klein bottle orders -- over a dozen -- and I'm getting kinda backlogged. Looks like I'll be working tonight & tomorrow. And it's my turn to wash the dishes tonight...)

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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I just ordered one of these recently! Last week, I finished reading "The Cuckoo's Egg,"[0] about a computer espionage case in the late 1980s (great book, by the way.) Afterwards, I was looking up the author's information, and found the klein bottle website, and videos with Numberphile. Cliff actually sent photos of the klein bottle I ordered as it was being packaged up for shipping! Lots of humorous tidbits hidden al…

Wasn't that an awesome story? I enjoyed the PBS Nova documentary too, with reenactments starring real people from the story.

Btw, if you like interesting people with wide-open minds who also sell stuff from their fun and quirky websites, I can share a few others:

http://www.constructingtheuniverse.com/

https://www.denniswoodruffshow.com/

https://www.grand-illusions.com/

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Oh wow thank you, I’ve looked for this for years. I am pretty sure this story and King’s Quest are the two major reasons I ended up in computer engineering.

I'm sure it's that way for quite a lot of us that are of a similar age. I have a really distinct memory of watching it as a child. I wasn't really interested in computers beyond the (rudimentary) games we had on ours, but this episode planted a lot of ideas in my head I'm sure.

Jason, I thought I was an oldster when I chased down that hacker and wrote about it.

  Thirty plus years later, I think of how young I was back then.  
 
  There must be some lesson in this, but I can't find it.
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