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Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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> I slightly guarantee your Klein Bottle for THREE MONTHS against any cracks or breakage, whether due to earthquakes, clumsy undergrads, or greasy fingers. Just mail us a fragment and $10, and we will send a replacement.

What a perfect solution to the fake defective / return problem!

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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This man has just given me half an hour of pure delight. I haven't laughed this much with unadulterated joy since I was a little girl. His enthusiasm and happiness and weltanschauung are contagious!

It's fun to read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cuckoo%27s_Egg as well as watch the video made about it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTx9h3Sm29I)

Once, at the Maker Faire, a guy walked up to me and showed enthusiasm for my exhibit (a solar telescope). He looked familiar, and I recognized him as Cliff Stoll.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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https://www.kleinbottle.com/cartoons_and_limericks.htm From the limericks page: Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne They went to sea in a bottle by Klein. Since the sea was entirely inside the hull The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.

That’s not a limerick, though. A limerick has 5 lines, for example: There once was a young lady called Bright Who travelled much faster than light She left one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night!

To be fair, the heading on the page is "One sided verses & limericks:" and covers a wide spectrum of poetical types.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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> WARNING! Acme constructs each Klein Bottle from genuine Baryonic matter. Do not allow your Acme Klein Bottle to come in contact with antimatter or unpredictable results may occur.

Funny, the Pierson's Puppeteers have a similar warning for their General Products hulls.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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post #33

> I slightly guarantee your Klein Bottle for THREE MONTHS against any cracks or breakage, whether due to earthquakes, clumsy undergrads, or greasy fingers. Just mail us a fragment and $10, and we will send a replacement. What a perfect solution to the fake defective / return problem!

> intentionally break klein bottle

> send it back piece by piece for more bottles

> repeat with new bottles for infinite bottles

Not a perfect solution haha

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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post #29

This man has just given me half an hour of pure delight. I haven't laughed this much with unadulterated joy since I was a little girl. His enthusiasm and happiness and weltanschauung are contagious!

He is no different in person. Don't miss his warehouse complete with forklift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU

Well, I think he's different in person...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Cliff Stoll is a pretty funny guy. He also wrote a fascinating book about tracking hackers back in the day.

A Cuckoo’s Egg! Fantastic book. Cliff stops by here from time to time to comment as well. Here’s a recent comment thread he participated in: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21830277

Sometimes. It helps when someone tells me...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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post #33

> I slightly guarantee your Klein Bottle for THREE MONTHS against any cracks or breakage, whether due to earthquakes, clumsy undergrads, or greasy fingers. Just mail us a fragment and $10, and we will send a replacement. What a perfect solution to the fake defective / return problem!

I assume you send a fragment and the receipt or something, otherwise you can smash your klein bottle into many fragments and the return policy becomes a bulk discount.

(Though this particular business seems low volume enough that you can probably easily deal with that problem so long as you don't have to scale it.)

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