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Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#41

I love the design of that site!!

Uh, it's from the original hardcoded html from the late 1990's. Every time I adopt a tool, it's dropped by the software company or the open source group disappears and the code slowly corrodes. Guess it's sorta the same with me, growing old...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#42

I have to say I immediately assumed his update time was fake until I kept reading. "Cliff last updated this page on Sept 5, 2020, while worrying about California's forest fires" Next step, create bot that pulls headlines and auto-updates timestamps.

Uh, you somewhat overestimate my abilities ... as well as my free time!

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#45
I sell software and have for many years, and I dont advertise it but I always give 100% money back to any unhappy customers (granted there is very few of them, for the last 2 years I have had one). Usually if someone mails me expressing unhappiness, I start by giving them a full refund even if they dont ask for it, then I mail them to tell them that I have refunded them, usually i let them keep the license, and then I try to engage with them to fix the problem.

Usually when this happens, its well worth the license fee to figure out whats wrong to improve the product, and the customer is eager to help.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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I bought my parents one of the Klein bottles. It is really fun to hold something so useless yet interesting. I also thoroughly enjoyed the service provided. I received a complete inspection report, and the bottle was carefully packed and diagrammed.

A colleague of mine purchased one of the Klein bottle hats, and they received some selfies of Stoll wearing it in his garden right before shipment :-)

Yep -- but the reason isn't what you may think. Whenever I send out a Kleinbot, I take some photos, so when something goes wrnong, I can figure out my missteakes. Oh, but that's how I learn, alas...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#47

I got one of those as a birthday gift in grad school, and it's a lot of fun, even 10 years later. I used to fill (yes) mine with tinted water for added joy.

And, I'll bet, you've done some research in the nature of small ecosystems growing in almost-closed bottles...

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#48
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I got one of those as a birthday gift in grad school, and it's a lot of fun, even 10 years later. I used to fill (yes) mine with tinted water for added joy.

It's a giant pain to get anything out of them, though, or, for that matter, to clean them (unless you have a trick for it?).

You betcha, yew bet TeePeeTee! I use two magnets, each covered with chamois cloth. Even then, it's a challenge.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

#49
post #26

I got one of those as a birthday gift in grad school, and it's a lot of fun, even 10 years later. I used to fill (yes) mine with tinted water for added joy.

It's a giant pain to get anything out of them, though, or, for that matter, to clean them (unless you have a trick for it?).

I don't own one, but as far as getting liquid out inverting the bottle and siphoning out of the bend seems like the easiest way.

Re: Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

He is no different in person. Don't miss his warehouse complete with forklift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU

Well, I think he's different in person...

I wonder if the downvoters realise who they’re downvoting.
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