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I would say Java, which I suspect is bound to be a bit of an unpopular opinion here (I expect more startup people than enterprise denizens in HN); but the more I think about it, the more sure I'm that it fits the bill: - Dumb: you bet. The inclusion of lambdas has shaken things a little, but usually Java code is straightforward with little space for "cleverness". The counterpoint to this, of course, would be the meme…
Indeed, despite all criticisms Java as a technology is one of the best things that has happened to the software industry, next to Linux.
As a technology it really didn't have much to give. Object Pascal was born in 1986, Ada in 1980 with language support for design by contract, JIT with Lisp in 1960 and Java came in 1995.